Quote by David Sedaris
After a few months in my parents basement, I took an apartment nea

After a few months in my parents basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations. – David Sedaris

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When I look at a lot of older stuff that Ive written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard. – David Sedaris

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I love things made out of animals. Its just so funny to think of someone saying, I need a letter opener. I guess Ill have to kill a deer. – David Sedaris

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Art is anything you can get away with. – Marshall McLuhan

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Art is the most passionate orgy within mans grasp. – John Donne

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The most seductive thing about art is the personality of the artist himself. – Paul Cezanne

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I love to collect modern art. – Maria Sharapova

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