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I havent got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I

I havent got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. – David Sedaris

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Its odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. Youll have a nice time, then two years later youll be like, There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg? – David Sedaris

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Birthday
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The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris

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Humor
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It is tragic that people who are incarcerated are unable to vote. They are probably the most important voices to listen to because they can tell us what we need to change. – Margaret Cho

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No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to. – Frank Zappa

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Not only is womens work never done, the definition keeps changing. – Bill Copeland

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If you want to make enemies, try to change something. – Woodrow Wilson

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