Quote by David Sedaris
I havent got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I

I havent got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. – David Sedaris

Other quotes by David Sedaris

When I look at a lot of older stuff that Ive written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard. – David Sedaris

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Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. – David Sedaris

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My family isnt really all that different from anyone elses. Well, maybe theyre a bit more entertaining. – David Sedaris

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We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves. – Lynn Hall

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One good teacher in a lifetime may sometimes change a delinquent into a solid citizen. – Philip Wylie

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Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words. – Samuel Goldwyn

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Our dilemma is that we hate change and love it at the same time what we really want is for things to remain the same but get better. – Sydney J. Harris

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Always keep your mind as bright and clear as the vast sky, the great ocean, and the highest peak, empty of all thoughts. Always keep your body filled with light and heat. Fill yourself with the power of wisdom and enlightenment. – Morihei Ueshiba

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