Quote by David Sedaris
I havent got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I

I havent got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. – David Sedaris

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The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. – David Sedaris

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Humor
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After a few months in my parents basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations. – David Sedaris

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Art
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Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. – Carol Burnett

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Chinese people themselves, they really want change. – Dalai Lama

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Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy. – Rudy Giuliani

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Words do not change their meanings so drastically in the course of centuries as, in our minds, names do in the course of a year or two. – Marcel Proust

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Nurses are patient people. – Author Unknown

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Scientific theory is a contrived foothold in the chaos of living phenomena. – Wilhelm Reich

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