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I havent got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I

I havent got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. – David Sedaris

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Its odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. Youll have a nice time, then two years later youll be like, There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg? – David Sedaris

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Birthday
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David Sedaris
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After a few months in my parents basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations. – David Sedaris

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Art
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David Sedaris
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I love things made out of animals. Its just so funny to think of someone saying, I need a letter opener. I guess Ill have to kill a deer. – David Sedaris

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funny
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One of the most important things that I did to turn my life around was to realize and to accept that from this minute, thats all we have. Everything that happened behind us we cannot change so you might as well look to the future. – Nick Carter

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A man has a tendency to accept you the way you are, while most women immediately start to pick flaws and want to change you. – Marilyn Monroe

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If people dont like me for whatever I do, for being me, then thats too bad. I dont want to change to be something that Im not for other people to like me. – Vanessa Hudgens

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Miracles happen everyday, change your perception of what a miracle is and youll see them all around you. – Jon Bon Jovi

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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If theyre okay, then its you. – Rita Mae Brown

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Wisdom, prudence, forethought, these are essential. But not second to these that noble courage which adventures the right, and leaves the consequences to God. – Robert Dale Owen

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The end-of-summer winds make people restless. – Sebastian Faulks, Engleby

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