Quote by Dave Barry
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, to

Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesnt have eyeballs or fins. – Dave Barry

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A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting. – Billy Joel

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There is nothing in this game of golf that cant be improved upon if you practice. – Patty Berg

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Keep your sense of humor. Theres enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game youre supposed to enjoy. – Amy Strum Alcott

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Sports :: Golf

I go into the locker room and find a corner and just sit there. I try to achieve a peaceful state of nothingness that will carry over onto the golf course. If I can get that feeling of quiet and obliviousness within myself, I feel I cant lose. – Jane Blalock

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