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Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, to

Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry

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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Berry

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I go into the locker room and find a corner and just sit there. I try to achieve a peaceful state of nothingness that will carry over onto the golf course. If I can get that feeling of quiet and obliviousness within myself, I feel I cant lose. – Jane Blalock

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Every time a fellow golfer gives me a piece of advice I have thought about it. A different thing is that this advice can be introduced into my golfing routine. Jaime, O – Seve Ballesteros

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The putter looks like a bunch of nuts and bolts welded together, but the ball goes in the hole. – Julius Boros

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