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Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, to

Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry

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Party Invitation
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Dave Barry
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry

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Beer
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Dave Barry
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Sports :: Golf
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There is nothing in this game of golf that cant be improved upon if you practice. – Patty Berg

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Sports :: Golf

It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. – Hank Aaron

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Sports :: Golf

A golf course is the epitome of all that is transitory in the universe, a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible. – Jean Giraudoux

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Sports :: Golf

The putter looks like a bunch of nuts and bolts welded together, but the ball goes in the hole. – Julius Boros

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Sports :: Golf

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I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle thats 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says go outside. – Demetri Martin

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I went through a long period where I was afraid of doing things I wanted to do, and you get your courage back, which is whats important. – George Michael

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