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Quote by Dave Barry
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, to

Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they dont even invite me. – Dave Barry

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Argument & Debate
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Dave Barry
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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funny
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Dave Barry
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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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America
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Other Quotes from
Sports :: Golf
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A golf course is the epitome of all that is transitory in the universe, a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible. – Jean Giraudoux

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Sports :: Golf

A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting. – Billy Joel

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Sports :: Golf

Im not much of a golfer, I dont have any friends and all I like to do is go home and be alone, and not worry about ways not to lose. – Paul William “Bear” Bryant

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Sports :: Golf

By the time you get to your ball, if you dont know what to do with it, try another sport. – Julius Boros

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Sports :: Golf

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No man but feels more of a man in the world if he have but a bit of ground that he can call his own. However small it is on the surface, it is four thousand miles deep; and that is a very handsome property. – Charles Dudley Warner

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You can easily die racing to cover a bank robbery as you can in a war zone. – Jessica Savitch

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Lets not quibble! Im the foe of moderation, the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle, Id rather be strongly wrong than weakly right. – Tallulah Bankhead

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