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Quote by Dave Barry
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, to

Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry

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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

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Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurement it invites the attention of perfectionists. – Heywood Hale Broun

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The putter looks like a bunch of nuts and bolts welded together, but the ball goes in the hole. – Julius Boros

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A golf course is the epitome of all that is transitory in the universe, a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible. – Jean Giraudoux

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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. – Sir Winston Churchill

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