Dave Barry's Quote - Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, to

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Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, to

Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry

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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry

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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

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Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what youre told. – Dave Barry

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Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green? – Anon.

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Golf is a spiritual game. Its like Zen. You have to let your mind take over. – Amy Strum Alcott

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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. – Sir Winston Churchill

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I go into the locker room and find a corner and just sit there. I try to achieve a peaceful state of nothingness that will carry over onto the golf course. If I can get that feeling of quiet and obliviousness within myself, I feel I cant lose. – Jane Blalock

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A cat is a lion in a jungle of small bushes. – Indian Proverb

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People are going deaf because music is played louder and louder, but because theyre going deaf, it has to be played louder still. – Milan Kundera

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When women are encouraged to be competitive, too many of them become disagreeable. – Benjamin Spock

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The ugly is in poetry only a passing shadow. – Alexandre Vinet (1797–1847)

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