Quote by Dave Barry
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, to

Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry

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Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry

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Travel
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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. – Dave Barry

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Religion
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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

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Fear
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Other Quotes from
Sports :: Golf
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There is nothing in this game of golf that cant be improved upon if you practice. – Patty Berg

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Sports :: Golf

It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. – Hank Aaron

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Sports :: Golf

The putter looks like a bunch of nuts and bolts welded together, but the ball goes in the hole. – Julius Boros

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Sports :: Golf

I look into their eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you. – Seve Ballesteros

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Sports :: Golf

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I was actually a bit disappointed about the amount of sex in the show. I think Backus should get out a bit more, get a relationship, perhaps make her a lesbian. – Lexa Doig

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It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. – Richard M. Nixon

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