Quote by Dave Barry
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, to

Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry

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Cows
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

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cool
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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Computers
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Other Quotes from
Sports :: Golf
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Every time a fellow golfer gives me a piece of advice I have thought about it. A different thing is that this advice can be introduced into my golfing routine. Jaime, O – Seve Ballesteros

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Sports :: Golf

A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting. – Billy Joel

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Sports :: Golf

I go into the locker room and find a corner and just sit there. I try to achieve a peaceful state of nothingness that will carry over onto the golf course. If I can get that feeling of quiet and obliviousness within myself, I feel I cant lose. – Jane Blalock

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Sports :: Golf

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. – Sir Winston Churchill

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Sports :: Golf

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