Quote by Dave Barry
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, to

Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry

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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. – Dave Barry

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The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

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Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green? – Anon.

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Every time a fellow golfer gives me a piece of advice I have thought about it. A different thing is that this advice can be introduced into my golfing routine. Jaime, O – Seve Ballesteros

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Golf is a spiritual game. Its like Zen. You have to let your mind take over. – Amy Strum Alcott

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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Berry

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