Quote by Dave Barry
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, to

Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry

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Travel
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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Sports :: Golf
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Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green? – Anon.

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Sports :: Golf

It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. – Hank Aaron

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Sports :: Golf

Golf is a spiritual game. Its like Zen. You have to let your mind take over. – Amy Strum Alcott

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The prime deaths of history star the textbooks like constellations of power. – Terri Guillemets

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Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better. – Maya Angelou

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[I]t was a hymn to the beauty of the human form… and the praise of Nature, sublime, indifferent, lovely, and cruel. – W. Somerset Maugham, The Moon and Sixpence, 1919

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Whenever you analyse anyone who has had any success and theyre in the headlines, you will find they are human and make mistakes. Im certainly that and Ive made a lot of mistakes. – Jeffrey Archer

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