Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green? – Anon.
All is fair in love and golf. – Proverb
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. – Hank Aaron
Golf is a spiritual game. Its like Zen. You have to let your mind take over. – Amy Strum Alcott
Keep your sense of humor. Theres enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game youre supposed to enjoy. – Amy Strum Alcott
Every time a fellow golfer gives me a piece of advice I have thought about it. A different thing is that this advice can be introduced into my golfing routine. Jaime, O – Seve Ballesteros
I look into their eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you. – Seve Ballesteros
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry
There is nothing in this game of golf that cant be improved upon if you practice. – Patty Berg
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Berry
I go into the locker room and find a corner and just sit there. I try to achieve a peaceful state of nothingness that will carry over onto the golf course. If I can get that feeling of quiet and obliviousness within myself, I feel I cant lose. – Jane Blalock
The putter looks like a bunch of nuts and bolts welded together, but the ball goes in the hole. – Julius Boros
By the time you get to your ball, if you dont know what to do with it, try another sport. – Julius Boros
Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurement it invites the attention of perfectionists. – Heywood Hale Broun
Im not much of a golfer, I dont have any friends and all I like to do is go home and be alone, and not worry about ways not to lose. – Paul William “Bear” Bryant
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. – Sir Winston Churchill
I throw a ball and get paid for it. Others do it by throwing the bull. – Jerome Dean
A golf course is the epitome of all that is transitory in the universe, a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible. – Jean Giraudoux
A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting. – Billy Joel
