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Quote by Roseanne Barr
Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to

Take this marriage thing seriously – it has to last all the way to the divorce. – Roseanne Barr

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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr

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I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. – Roseanne Barr

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Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done. – Burt Reynolds

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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. – Katherine Hepburn

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Marriage: a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman. – Herbert Spencer

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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. – Max Kauffman

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Peace is a never ending process… It cannot ignore our differences or overlook our common interests. It requires us to work and live together. – Oscar Arias Sanchez

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To love someone is to isolate him from the world, wipe out every trace of him, dispossess him of his shadow, drag him into a murderous future. It is to circle around the other like a dead star and absorb him into a black light. – Jean Baudrillard

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It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. – George E. MacDonald

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It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism. – J. Horace McFarland

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