Quote by Roseanne Barr
Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to

Take this marriage thing seriously – it has to last all the way to the divorce. – Roseanne Barr

Other quotes by Roseanne Barr

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

Category:
Home
Read Quote

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

Category:
Women
Read Quote

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr

Category:
Anger
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Marriage
category

The music at a marriage procession always reminds me of the music of soldiers entering on a battle. – Heinrich Heine, “Thoughts and Fancies,” translated from German by John Snodgrass

Category:
Marriage

If Republicans want to be seen as more compassionate, they should continue to stand proudly for the sanctify of life and marriage. And they should do so without apologizing. – Gary Bauer

Category:
Marriage

It is not marriage that fails; it is people that fail. All that marriage does is to show people up. – Harry Emerson Fosdick

Category:
Marriage

Gay marriage is going to happen. It must. – Lady Gaga

Category:
Marriage

Random Quotes

The best education in the world is that got by struggling to get a living. – Wendell Phillips

Category:
Education

He is not a lover who does not love forever. – Euripides

Category:
Love

I get a kick out of soccer. – Author Unknown

Category:
Soccer

I believe that what we are fighting here is not just a small group of people who have hijacked a religion, but it is a civilization bent on destroying ours. – Tom Tancredo

Category:
Religion