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Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to

Take this marriage thing seriously – it has to last all the way to the divorce. – Roseanne Barr

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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr

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Obviously, marriage is not a synonym for morality. But stable marriages and families do encourage moral behavior. – Gary Bauer

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Marriage, if one will face the truth, is an evil, but a necessary evil. – Menander

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It is a full time job being honest one moment at a time, remembering to love, to honor, to respect. It is a practice, a discipline, worthy of every moment. – Jasmine Guy

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I dont know if Im built for marriage. – Jamie Foxx

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