Quote by Roseanne Barr
Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to

Take this marriage thing seriously – it has to last all the way to the divorce. – Roseanne Barr

Other quotes by Roseanne Barr

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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Home
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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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Personality
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I remember driving home one evening while they were reviewing the papers on the radio. One of the articles was about me separating from my wife. Its a weird thing to listen to a news report about the break-up of your marriage. – Rory Bremner

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Marriage

Im knocking our pitiful, pathetic lawmakers. And I thank God that President Bush has stated, we need a Constitutional amendment that states that marriage is between a man and a woman. – Jimmy Swaggart

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Marriage

Marriage is one of the most sacred human institutions. I asked our Senators, as many South Dakotans have done, to protect marriage as a union between a man and a woman. – Mike Rounds

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Marriage

That is why I fought against abortion and that is why if I were still in the Senate I would be doing everything I could to defend the sanctity of marriage. – Jesse Helms

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Marriage

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Im not itching to sue Amazon or Wal-Mart… they sell a lot of books. But the future is very uncertain with books. – John Grisham

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