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Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to

Take this marriage thing seriously – it has to last all the way to the divorce. – Roseanne Barr

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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then theres my personal favorite, the male ego. – Roseanne Barr

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mom
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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr

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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. – Wendy Liebman

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It is not marriage that fails; it is people that fail. All that marriage does is to show people up. – Harry Emerson Fosdick

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Marriage is gonna be your stability through everything. – Miranda Lambert

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On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable. – Emma Goldman, Marriage and Love

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