Quote by Roseanne Barr
Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to

Take this marriage thing seriously – it has to last all the way to the divorce. – Roseanne Barr

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Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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The most dangerous food is wedding cake. – American Proverb

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I know that the odds are against a marriage lasting 60 years. – Darrell Royal

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Civil union is less than marriage. Marriage is a sacred and valued institution and ought to be afforded equal protection. – James McGreevey

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He who marries for money earns it. – Yiddish Proverb

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