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Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to

Take this marriage thing seriously – it has to last all the way to the divorce. – Roseanne Barr

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Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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Women
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Roseanne Barr
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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then theres my personal favorite, the male ego. – Roseanne Barr

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mom
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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr

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A marriage is no amusement but a solemn act, and generally a sad one. – Queen Victoria

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No person connected with me by blood or marriage will be appointed to office. – Rutherford B. Hayes

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I finally got a chance to talk to my daughter from my previous marriage. I just got married May 3 to my beautiful wife, but we dont see each other much. – Peter Criss

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I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. – Lord Byron

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