Quote by Roseanne Barr
Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to

Take this marriage thing seriously – it has to last all the way to the divorce. – Roseanne Barr

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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. – Roseanne Barr

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Hope
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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then theres my personal favorite, the male ego. – Roseanne Barr

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I am hoping this is my year to have children. I understand that I am possibly more European in my views of marriage. I am not going to say Im not going to get married, but its not my priority. – Emily Procter

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A woman asking Am I good? Am I satisfied? is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be. – Barbara Cartland

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The ceremony took six minutes. The marriage lasted about the same amount of time though we didnt get a divorce for almost a year. – Hedy Lamarr

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No man expects a great deal from marriage. He is quite satisfied if his wife is a good cook, a good valet, an attentive audience, and a patient nurse. – Author Unknown

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