Quote by Roseanne Barr
Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to

Take this marriage thing seriously – it has to last all the way to the divorce. – Roseanne Barr

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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then theres my personal favorite, the male ego. – Roseanne Barr

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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. – Madeleine de Scudery

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No candidate can win a presidential race advocating gay marriage and opposing the military action in Iraq. – Dick Morris

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You know, I believe that marriage is between a man and a woman. – Carly Fiorina

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Public-opinion polls show that Americans split about evenly on civil unions. But when the words gay marriage are presented, they break 3-to-1 against it. – Dick Morris

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