I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr
I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr