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Quote by Roseanne Barr
I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then theres my personal favorite, the male ego. – Roseanne Barr

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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. – Roseanne Barr

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I have this extraordinary life during the day, and then I get to come home to my sweet husband who loves to cook with me. I have a nice glass of wine, he has some scotch, we chat, we cook, and we hang out with the dog. I have an absolute dream life. – Rachael Ray

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