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I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When youre feeling festive? – Roseanne Barr

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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then theres my personal favorite, the male ego. – Roseanne Barr

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mom
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The ache for home lives in all of us, the safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. – Maya Angelou

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