Roseanne Barr's Quote - I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done

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I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then theres my personal favorite, the male ego. – Roseanne Barr

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Take this marriage thing seriously – it has to last all the way to the divorce. – Roseanne Barr

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