Roseanne Barr's Quote - I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done

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I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, Ive done my job. – Roseanne Barr

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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. – Roseanne Barr

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I know how to do anything, Im a mom. – Roseanne Barr

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I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr

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And now, I still really dont care that much but now I have music playing all the time at home, which is a first for me. Whatever. Everything from Ani DiFranco to Dave Matthews to Jack Johnson and Norah Jones. – Jennifer Garner

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Its like, now youre actually complaining because youre making $9 million and guys are making more? If it makes you that upset, quit. Leave the game. Go home then and try finding another job thats going to pay you that. – Eric Davis

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Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home. – Roald Dahl

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Heres kind of my motto – if youre not happy at home, youre not happy anywhere else. – Angie Harmon

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