If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright Category: Swimming
On matters of style, swim with the current, on matters of principle, stand like a rock. – Thomas Jefferson Category: Swimming
If you want to learn to swim jump into the water. On dry land no frame of mind is ever going to help you. – Bruce Lee Category: Swimming
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. – Author Unknown Category: Swimming
Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg Category: amazing
What is life? A madness. What is life? An illusion, a shadow, a story. And the greatest good is little enough for all life is a dream, and dreams themselves are only dreams. – Pedro Calderon de la Barca Category: Dreams
