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I swear my car wont run unless Im picking my nose: At least, Im th

I swear my car wont run unless Im picking my nose: At least, Im that superstitious about it, so I dont want to take any chances. – Adam Carolla

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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, theyd be off TV. Theyre not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think wed know who she was? – Adam Carolla

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I dont have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other. – Adam Carolla

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Whenever I drive under a yellow light, I always kiss my finger and tap it on the roof of the car. – Jared Padalecki

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See, what youre meant to do when you have a mid-life crisis is buy a fast car, arent you? Well, Ive always had fast cars. Its not that. Its the fear that youre past your best. Its the fear that the stuff youve done in the past is your best work. – Robbie Coltrane

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I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. – Will Durst

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car

When the Exxon Valdez spilled in 1989, I was angry. I even wrote on the back of my car, Boycott Exxon! – Alexandra Paul

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I was a ballplayer, but only for a limited time. I grew up playing in Wisconsin. Its a very sports-centric part of the country that I grew up in and I played a lot of sports, but baseball first and foremost. I played through high school. I was a middle-infielder. – Chad Harbach

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Education begins a gentleman, conversation completes him. – English Proverb

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There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth not going all the way, and not starting. – Buddha

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We cannot expect that all nations will adopt like systems, for conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth. – John F. Kennedy

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