I swear my car wont run unless Im picking my nose: At least, Im that superstitious about it, so I dont want to take any chances. – Adam Carolla
I didnt have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age. – Adam Carolla
Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor. – Adam Carolla
My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine. – Adam Carolla