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I swear my car wont run unless Im picking my nose: At least, Im th

I swear my car wont run unless Im picking my nose: At least, Im that superstitious about it, so I dont want to take any chances. – Adam Carolla

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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, theyd be off TV. Theyre not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think wed know who she was? – Adam Carolla

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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldnt imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If Im gone for six days it feels like too much. – Adam Carolla

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I didnt have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age. – Adam Carolla

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The same things weve done the past couple of seasons. Weve worked on the engine and clutch. Well try and pick up the performance and consistency of the car and go back out there. – Larry Dixon

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We need a number of solutions – we need more efficiency and conservation. Efficiency is a big one. I think car companies need to do a lot better in producing more efficient cars. They have the technology, we just need to demand them as consumers. – Daryl Hannah

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Its like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way. – E. L. Doctorow

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The problem is that the Iraqi people are facing atrocities from both sides – Zarqawi and also the American troops at times. The Zarqawi groups uses car bombs, the Americans use other bombs. You also know what they do in the prisons. – Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani

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