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I swear my car wont run unless Im picking my nose: At least, Im th

I swear my car wont run unless Im picking my nose: At least, Im that superstitious about it, so I dont want to take any chances. – Adam Carolla

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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine. – Adam Carolla

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Education
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Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla

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funny
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, theyd be off TV. Theyre not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think wed know who she was? – Adam Carolla

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Hes computerized, but I wont let him come on cold. I created KITT. I understand the personality of the car. – William Daniels

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We have some worse scenarios for which we need to prepare as companies. For the moment, were planning for the worst, and the worst is now, and the car market is down more than 15 percent in France. There is so much uncertainty. – Carlos Ghosn

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Racing a thoroughbred grand prix car in front of a home crowd will be a surreal and mighty experience. – Nigel Mansell

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There are going to be little victories that we claim, even if its finishing 15th and putting the car back in hauler without a scratch on it. – Kurt Busch

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