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I swear my car wont run unless Im picking my nose: At least, Im th

I swear my car wont run unless Im picking my nose: At least, Im that superstitious about it, so I dont want to take any chances. – Adam Carolla

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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine. – Adam Carolla

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Education
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Adam Carolla
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I dont think healthcares a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is. – Adam Carolla

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Health
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Adam Carolla
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Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla

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funny
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Adam Carolla
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car
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In sport there is never any moment that is the same as the other. I have been in Formula One for 12 years, and out of that I had one year with the perfect car. – Michael Schumacher

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car

Theres nothing wrong with the car except that its on fire. – Murray Walker

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car

At a car dealership, the person who sells the car is the hero, and also gets the commission. But if the mechanics dont service that car well, the customer wont return. – Roger Staubach

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car

Then as everything, like I say, things started to come together, when things started to go our way, thats when you results started to come. I was no different driver. I was certainly learning every time I went in the car. – Dan Wheldon

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car

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Dishonest people conceal their faults from themselves as well as others, honest people know and confess them. – Christian Nevell Bovee

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The only truly individualistic health-care choice – where you receive care that is unpolluted by anyone elses funds – is to forgo insurance altogether, paying out-of-pocket for health services as you need them. – Thomas Frank

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Nobody really believes in equality anyway. – Warren Farrell

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Americas state religion, is patriotism, a phenomenon which has convinced many of the citizenry that treason is morally worse than murder or rape. – William Blum

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