Quote by Adam Carolla
I swear my car wont run unless Im picking my nose: At least, Im th

I swear my car wont run unless Im picking my nose: At least, Im that superstitious about it, so I dont want to take any chances. – Adam Carolla

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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, theyd be off TV. Theyre not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think wed know who she was? – Adam Carolla

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funny
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor. – Adam Carolla

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Patriotism
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car
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Ive always had an affinity and a passion for cars and that whole car culture. – Ludacris

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car

I get bored. We seem to have been having a little bit more time off this winter than last winter. Im always itching to get back in the car. Its going to get harder, so Ive got to make sure that Im doing everything I possibly can do to make sure I can start next season how I ended this season. – Dan Wheldon

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car

Youre pulling 4-5G for a lot of the corners around the lap. We build up lactic acid because there are a lot of vibrations in the car, and you have to have strong legs to hit the brake pedal. We need to be fit to do every lap at 100%. – Jenson Button

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car

I think you have to feel comfortable with your car. You have to go into turn one, every lap, with confidence. You have to be sure of yourself and your equipment. – Danica Patrick

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car

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I have always been a quarter of an hour before my time, and it has made a man of me. – Lord Nelson

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Well, theres no one at all, they do be saying, but is deserving of some punishment from the very minute of his birth. – Lady Gregory

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Loud peace propaganda makes war seem imminent. – David Herbert Lawrence

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