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I swear my car wont run unless Im picking my nose: At least, Im th

I swear my car wont run unless Im picking my nose: At least, Im that superstitious about it, so I dont want to take any chances. – Adam Carolla

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People look at me, and they go, Youre white, youre smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money. – Adam Carolla

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Money
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Adam Carolla
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine. – Adam Carolla

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Education
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Adam Carolla
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, theyd be off TV. Theyre not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think wed know who she was? – Adam Carolla

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funny
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I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

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In L.A., I dont really want to go out because traffic sucks so bad. Im sorry, Im not going to spend five hours a day in my car, so you have to choose where you live very carefully. – Holly Madison

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car

I have a new little stray dog that Ive had for about a month now. His name is Mikey Mohawk – hes this little terrier with a natural Mohawk. My friend found him hit by a car on Pico Boulevard. – Krysten Ritter

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car

I arrived in California with no job, no car, and no money, but, like millions of other girls, a dream. – Victoria Principal

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car

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My mom and I have always been really close. Shes always been the friend that was always there. There were times when, in middle school and junior high, I didnt have a lot of friends. But my mom was always my friend. Always. – Taylor Swift

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Unsafe acts will keep you in stitches. – Author unknown

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The most that one of Jewish faith can do – and some have gladly done it – is to say that Jesus was the greatest in the long succession of Jewish prophets. None can acknowledge that Jesus was the Messiah without becoming a Christian. – Kenneth Scott Latourette

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There is no pain equal to that which two lovers can inflict on one another. This should be made clear to all who contemplate such a union. The avoidance of this pain is the beginning of wisdom, for it is strong enough to contaminate the rest of our lives. – Cyril Connolly

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