Quote by Adam Carolla
My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have ne

My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine. – Adam Carolla

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People look at me, and they go, Youre white, youre smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money. – Adam Carolla

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Money
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I think were getting to the point where everyones getting fat and everyones getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people cant walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps. – Adam Carolla

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Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla

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funny
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My father made sure that I had lots of levels of education – from ballroom-dancing to painting, commando training, theatre and magic. – Baz Luhrmann

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Education is an ornament in prosperity and a refuge in adversity. – Aristotle

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Common sense is in spite of, not as the result of education. – Victor Hugo

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It is well to read everything of something, and something of everything. – Joseph Brodsky

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I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way. – Robert Frost

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With aching hands and bleeding feet
We dig and heap, lay stone on stone;
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Of the long day, and wish twere done.
Not till the hours of light return
All we have built as we discern. – Matthew Arnold

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