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I was really into classifieds for awhile. Im a big negotiator. My

I was really into classifieds for awhile. Im a big negotiator. My father owned a car dealership when I was younger… its just in my blood. – Jake Johnson

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If I took over the Glamour offices for a day, I would put Joe Pesci on the cover. I would say Weve got to change all these magazines a little bit. We have to bring out a different version of what is, like, cool. You know, whats winning. Joe Pesci, Burt Reynolds. – Jake Johnson

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You know, what New Girl is doing is theyre bringing in really cool people. These are home-run people who arent your typical guest-star-type people. – Jake Johnson

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My dream career would be to be in things that have real heart and are telling real stories but while doing that, youre getting really big laughs. I dont necessarily love the straight crazy comedies. Caddyshack is amazing, but theres not a lot of new Caddyshacks. – Jake Johnson

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I dont have an interest in any car that isnt good for the environment, other than maybe an aesthetic quality in a picture book. – Emile Hirsch

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Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car. – Will Durst

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I read murder mysteries. I exercise 40 minutes a day. I watch videotapes while I exercise. I listen to audiotapes when I am in my car. And I try to stay in three different centuries. – Grover Norquist

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I havent got a car or a house. Ive got a wife, but I didnt pay for her! I spend all my money on my glorious wife. Shes here with a knife at my throat! – Mackenzie Crook

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Office politics are bloody-minded, but weak on content. – Mason Cooley

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The Word of fire burns today On the lips of our prophets in an evil age. – Margaret Walker

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The worst thing that can happen in a democracy – as well as in an individuals life – is to become cynical about the future and lose hope. – Hillary Clinton

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I have never been so calculating as to sing some Barry White song to get a girl. But I do think its very romantic to cook dinner and sit around the piano at night and sing together. – John Stamos

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