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I was really into classifieds for awhile. Im a big negotiator. My

I was really into classifieds for awhile. Im a big negotiator. My father owned a car dealership when I was younger… its just in my blood. – Jake Johnson

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If I took over the Glamour offices for a day, I would put Joe Pesci on the cover. I would say Weve got to change all these magazines a little bit. We have to bring out a different version of what is, like, cool. You know, whats winning. Joe Pesci, Burt Reynolds. – Jake Johnson

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You know, what New Girl is doing is theyre bringing in really cool people. These are home-run people who arent your typical guest-star-type people. – Jake Johnson

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My dream career would be to be in things that have real heart and are telling real stories but while doing that, youre getting really big laughs. I dont necessarily love the straight crazy comedies. Caddyshack is amazing, but theres not a lot of new Caddyshacks. – Jake Johnson

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I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

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As soon as I began to earn what might be called fairly large sums, I bought a car and began to explore the country around New York. – Kate Smith

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Remote villages and communities have lost their identity, and their peace and charm have been sacrificed to that worst of abominations, the automobile. – James Norman Hall

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I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

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If we didnt live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be depressed, Ive no doubt; but already should be faded, fatalistic and aged. – Virginia Woolf

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A fully equipped duke costs as much to keep up as two Dreadnoughts, and dukes are just as great a terror — and they last longer. – David Lloyd George

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Let it be your constant method to look into the design of peoples actions, and see what they would be at, as often as it is practicable and to make this custom the more significant, practice it first upon yourself. – Marcus Aurelius

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I used to joke that if acting didnt work out, poetry was my commonsense fallback. – Merritt Wever

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