Quote by Milton Berle
Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Laughter is an instant vacation. – Milton Berle

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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Vacations

Surely life, if it be not long, is tedious, since we are forced to call in the assistance of so many trifles to rid us of our time, of that time which never can return. – Samuel Johnson

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Vacations

Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe. – Gail Parent

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Vacations

The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation. – Author Unknown

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Vacations

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