Laughter is an instant vacation. – Milton Berle
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle
Laughter is an instant vacation. – Milton Berle
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle
Experience is what you have after youve forgotten her name. – Milton Berle
Committee–a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. – Milton Berle
Those Romans who perpetrated the rape of the Sabines, for example, did not work themselves up for the deed by screening Debbie Does Dallas, and the monkish types who burned a million or so witches in the Middle Ages had almost certainly not come across Boobs and Buns or related periodicals. – Barbara Ehrenreich