Laughter is an instant vacation. – Milton Berle
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle
Laughter is an instant vacation. – Milton Berle
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle
Experience is what you have after youve forgotten her name. – Milton Berle