Time is natures way of keeping everything from happening at once. – Woody Allen
It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still carry a tune. – Woody Allen
Time is natures way of keeping everything from happening at once. – Woody Allen
It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still carry a tune. – Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen