I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright