I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright
I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright