I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright
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Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized Id left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice – Hey, man, Im Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this? The guard waved me through. – Nancy Cartwright
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