I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright