Quote by Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. -

I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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car
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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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car
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The city needs a car like a fish needs a bicycle. – Dean Kamen

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Simply racing a Formula 1 car is an achievement. – Sebastian Vettel

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I was turning 20 during my first record. Those decade birthdays always kind of cause me, it seems, to reflect, look back, and then look forward. I just was closing this period of my life where I was living in a car and scrambling my whole life to then signing a six-record deal with Atlantic. – Jewel

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I was brought up in a car family, my dad loved cars and I was taught the art of making an Austin 7 operate. – Nick Mason

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Custom is, to think a handsome thing in private but tame it down in the utterance. – Mark Twain, 1907, letter to Harriet E. Whitmore

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I have so much respect for people in the theater. You cant do 10 or 15 takes. Its all live. Its like life in motion. – Puff Daddy

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Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. – Thomas Szasz

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So we mustnt lower our guard in any sense because of what has happened in terms of the death of Osama Bin Laden and we are certainly not doing that. The terror threat level here in the U.K. remains at severe and were very conscious of the need to continue that. – Theresa May

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