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I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. -

I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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I dont put myself on Jeff Becks level, but I can relate to him when he says hed rather be working on his car collection than playing the guitar. – Ritchie Blackmore

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They think they can make fuel from horse manure – now, I dont know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but its sure gonna put a stop to siphoning. – Billie Holiday

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car

Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Weldings a mystery to me now. You cant go back, your life changes every day. – Billy Connolly

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car

The cars we drive say a lot about us. – Alexandra Paul

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I enjoy trying to develop a car and Mercedes are one of the biggest car manufacturers in the world. – Lewis Hamilton

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I am going to get political on you. Because I am the most shallow person in the world, my mission is to see mens formal wear change a little bit. It is too rigid! Everybody looks like a penguin! – Steven Cojocaru

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The trick to playing second fiddle is to play it like second Stradivarius. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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