I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright