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I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. -

I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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car
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Youre safer in the race car than you are in cars going to and from the track. – Mario Andretti

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Racism has been for everyone like a horrible, tragic car crash, and weve all been heavily sedated from it. If we dont come into consciousness of this tragedy, theres going to be a violent awakening we dont want. The question is, can we wake up? – Anna Deavere Smith

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Ive tried everything other than jumping out of a plane, but nothing gives you an adrenaline rush like racing a car. – Nigel Mansell

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I am going to miss that time when you take that corner better than anybody else could have taken it on that lap or you do that great qualifying lap or you make that great pass or you bring a crippled car home. – Bobby Rahal

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