I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright