Quote by Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. -

I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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The senior officer who met with reporters in Baghdad said there had been 21 car bombings in the capital in May, and 126 in the past 80 days. All last year, he said, there were only about 25 car bombings in Baghdad. – Rich Lowry

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I dont even own a car. – Bill Nighy

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So much of life is luck. One day you make a right turn and get hit by a car. Turn left and you meet the love of your life. I think I made the correct turn. – Loretta Swit

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I think well be in pretty good shape. Weve got the same car we ran in all the speedway races since 2001, and its been a real good car for us. Its led every race weve been in. – Sterling Marlin

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