I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright