I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright