Quote by Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. -

I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Food
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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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power
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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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car
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Other Quotes from
car
category

When you put gas in your car you are making a political statement, because you are supporting the empires that control and continue the destruction of some countries. – Javier Bardem

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car

I think, like everybody else in New Hampshire, when I pull up to fill up my car and I pay $50, I get upset. And Im wondering if these prices are legitimate. – Judd Gregg

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car

I enjoy racing historic motorcars from the 50s and 60s. The seed of my interest was planted when I was about 12 years old and took over my mothers Morris Minor. I drove it around my fathers farm. But my favorite car is still a McLaren F1, which I have had for 10 years. – Rowan Atkinson

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car

My daughter Lila loves the smell of gasoline – she always says, Mummy, keep the door open, when Im filling up the car. Ive heard it is one of the most preferred scents in the world – maybe thats something to study for my next fragrance! – Kate Moss

Category:
car

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I write poetry in order to live more fully. – Judith Rodriguez

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Poetry

Id say that if you had a strained relationship with your mom, for whatever reason, the best thing to do is be open with each other, talk it over, try and work it out somehow as opposed to just putting a wall up and pushing them away. – Victoria Justice

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mom

I hate those e-books. They cannot be the future. They may well be. – Maurice Sendak

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Future

If we go down into ourselves, we find that we possess exactly what we desire. – Simone Weil

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Miscellaneous