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I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. -

I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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When I was a kid, the only way I saw movies was from the back seat of my familys car at the drive-in. – Forest Whitaker

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All the times being like, Who rented this car and why are we going to this place? You take the easy route and go, Oh, thanks for the champagne. Ill have another. – Rosario Dawson

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So if youre a robot and youre living on this planet, you can do things that you cant do in real life – things that you wished you could do: like fly like have a car that flies like have furniture that is alive. – William Joyce

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car

What I enjoy doing more than anything is, I have my little antique car collection, and when the weather is pretty I like to get out one of my old cars. I have a little route I run down in the country, down Nachez Trace Parkway. The loop down through there is just really relaxing, not much traffic. – Alan Jackson

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Opportunity makes a thief. – Francis Bacon

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In the summer I wear shorts with a bright top and ankle boots or just sandals. Ill add a nice scarf, maybe a hat, some cool sunglasses. Its all about the accessories. – Alessandra Ambrosio

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Danger, the spur of all great minds. – George Chapman

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Our family has gone through a very difficult time. My husband and I have taken the brunt of it. Ive never known what it truly felt like to be so sad and desperate inside. – Tracey Gold

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