Quote by Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. -

I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

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Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in plane crashes, lose their arms and legs in car accidents people die every day. Same with fighters: some die, some get hurt, some go on. You just dont let yourself believe it will happen to you. – Muhammad Ali

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I remember that all of a sudden, the car felt like I couldnt control it. It was absolutely the most horrifying experience. We rolled over, off the freeway. I think there was something wrong with the car. – Tracey Gold

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Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still cant drive. – Bud Abbott

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Better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness. – Chinese Proverb

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My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. – Victor Borge

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I would rather hear the pleased laugh of a child over some feature of my exhibition than receive as I did the flattering compliments of the Prince of Wales. – P. T. (Phineas Taylor) Barnum

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