Quote by Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. -

I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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Ive made club songs, and Ive made radio songs, and Ive made the car songs. – T-Pain

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Im gonna be the best dad that ever lived. Ill have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course. – Jeremy London

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There are certain times I dont want my picture taken. If my wifes stepping out of a car and it looks like its going to come out an indecent picture, dont I have a right to object? – Bobby Darin

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