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I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. -

I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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Money
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Steven Wright
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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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car
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My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politicians car. – Larry Hagman

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We each own one car, and we have a reasonable house. Its a lovely place to be, but its not extravagant. – Reese Witherspoon

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car

I lived in small town out in the desert and my friend used to steal his moms car in the middle of the night. Hed drive over to my house, Id sneak out and wed go out to the desert and just burn things down. – Mark Hoppus

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car

We also listen to PJ Harvey a lot of driving music. You need something a little more relaxing in the car. – Brody Armstrong

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