Quote by Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. -

I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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People would say you look weak if youre not cursing the opposition and driving around in a big black car while always wearing a tie. Above all, to be strong youre always supposed to be giving orders. – Georgios A. Papandreou

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A muscle is like a car. If you want it to run well early in the morning, you have to warm it up. – Florence Griffith Joyner

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At least 50 times. Ive jumped off a building, jumped off a cliff in a car. Ive been in bedrooms when women came in with knives and guns. – Dennis Rodman

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James Finch is exactly what Im looking for, as far as getting back into the race car to have fun. – Kurt Busch

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The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next. – Matthew Arnold

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And if you are a rose, I am rose-shadow. – Rumi

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