Quote by Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. -

I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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The greatest pleasure when I started making money was not buying cars or yachts but finding myself able to have as many freshly typed drafts as possible. – Gore Vidal

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I remember my wife and I used to get on plane and see everybody else with their babies. Theyd be putting strollers and car seats up above, and wed think: Oh, please Lord, dont make us go through that. – Paul Reiser

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When Im in the car and somebody comes on the radio singing the high notes, I try to sing along. – Burton Cummings

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Its a massive motor in a tiny, lightweight car. – Carroll Shelby

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