Quote by Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. -

I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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Future
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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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car
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car
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Ive still got that little freedom part of me that wants to have a car that looks really sexy. – Patrice ONeal

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car

In the back of your mind, when you say you want to write music for the movies, youre saying that you want a big house, a big car and a boat. If you just wanted to write music, you could live in Kansas and do it. – Bill Conti

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car

You must do as your people do. If my people are poor, I must be poor. People ask me, Why dont you find a personal coach or a private car? I cant. Then I wont be part of my people. – Haile Gebrselassie

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car

I was an economics major in college, and every summer after school, I would drive my car from California, from Claremont mens college at the time, to New York. And I worked on Wall Street. – Henry Kravis

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car

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Take from the philosopher the pleasure of being heard and his desire for knowledge ceases. – Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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Knowledge

When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

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Morning

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If Im not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben

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Business

A conversation goes sometimes into personal things and thats nicer. You look to each other and you have a different picture, you get into a relationship. – Maximilian Schell

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relationship