I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright
When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright
I was turning 20 during my first record. Those decade birthdays always kind of cause me, it seems, to reflect, look back, and then look forward. I just was closing this period of my life where I was living in a car and scrambling my whole life to then signing a six-record deal with Atlantic. – Jewel