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I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. -

I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

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I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. Its not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime. – Tracey Gold

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I like to put on hardcore when I have to clean my apartment, which I hate to do, but its motivational. I like old heavy metal when Im outside working on my car. Music has definite functions for me. – Peter Steele

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Im like, Would you be the person in the room that would boo when Dylan went electric? I know I wouldnt. Or are you the person that left The Beatles after She Loves You, or Drive My Car? You werent on board for Revolution 9 or Day In The Life, were you? – Regina Spektor

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Were one of the forces that causes actors to fasten seat belts before they take off chasing the bad guy in the car… or removes some of the cigarette smoking on television. – Gerald McRaney

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