I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright