I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright
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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright
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I was turning 20 during my first record. Those decade birthdays always kind of cause me, it seems, to reflect, look back, and then look forward. I just was closing this period of my life where I was living in a car and scrambling my whole life to then signing a six-record deal with Atlantic. – Jewel
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