Steven Wright's Quote - I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. –

Quote by Steven Wright

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. -

I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

Category:

Author

If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright

Category:

Author

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

Category:

Author

Other Quotes from

car

category

I think the Smart Car is awesome. The only problem is Ive been on the freeway and felt like I was going to be blown away like a Tim Hortons coffee cup, so I may have to upgrade to a Mini Cooper – something a little stronger. – Ellen Page

Category:

Consider what kind of car you get. Buy cars and other products that have the least impact environmentally. – Al Gore

Category:

Some people say it might be good for your career to die and then come back again. I have died many ways, car crashes, motorcycle crashes, etc. But, I am still alive. – Mark-Paul Gosselaar

Category:

If you are a writer you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no matter what you are doing, driving a car or walking or doing housework you can still be writing, because you have that space. – Joyce Carol Oates

Category:

Random Quotes

The only business of the head in the world is to bow a ceaseless obeisance to the heart. – William Butler Yeats

Category:

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. Yet from this lesson thou will learn to avoid the frogs foolish ambition of swelling to rival the bigness of the ox. – Miguel de Cervantes

Category:

State governments generate less revenue in a recession. As state leaders struggle to make up for lost revenue, legislatures tend to cut funding for higher education. Colleges, in turn, answer these funding cuts with tuition hikes. – Arne Duncan

Category:

The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who lies with sincerity. – AndrÃ© Gide

Category: