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I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. -

I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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Food
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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations. – Susan Faludi

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I was an economics major in college, and every summer after school, I would drive my car from California, from Claremont mens college at the time, to New York. And I worked on Wall Street. – Henry Kravis

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car

There are people who own cars and are getting free cell phones. A car helps one find a job, too. Where do you draw the line? – Timothy Griffin

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Theres an unseen force which lets birds know when youve just washed your car. – Denis Norden

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