I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright