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I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. -

I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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