Quote by Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy. -

I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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Investors have few spare tires left. Think of the image of a car on a bumpy road to an uncertain destination that has already used up its spare tire. The cash reserves of people have been eaten up by the recent market volatility. – Mohamed El-Erian

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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