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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and veh

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. – Tim Allen

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Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen

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Never comment on a womans rear end. Never use the words large or size with rear end. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. – Tim Allen

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Trust
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. – Tim Allen

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Stay humble. Always answer your phone – no matter who else is in the car. – Jack Lemmon

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Its pretty cool to be able to hang out with the President and have the race-winning car on the South Lawn. – Buddy Rice

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Were in a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyones arguing over where theyre going to sit. – David Suzuki

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We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph. – Jimmy Fallon

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