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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and veh

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. – Tim Allen

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Never comment on a womans rear end. Never use the words large or size with rear end. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. – Tim Allen

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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybodys car. – Tim Allen

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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. – Tim Allen

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Every time I get into a Nationwide car after being in a Cup car, I feel so much more comfortable than I did previously. – Danica Patrick

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Design can never be an ultimate explanation for anything. It can only be a proximate explanation. A plane or a car is explained by a designer but thats because the designer himself, the engineer, is explained by natural selection. – Richard Dawkins

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Its sad that women characters have lost so much ground in popular movies. Didnt Thelma and Louise prove that women want to see women doing things on film? Thelma and Louise were in a classic car they were being chased by cops they shot up a truck – and women loved it. – Robin Quivers

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I absolutely refuse to reveal my age. What am I – a car? – Cyndi Lauper

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If you live among wolves you have to act like a wolf. – Nikita Khrushchev

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Dont you stay at home of evenings? Dont you love a cushioned seat in a corner, by the fireside, with your slippers on your feet? – Oliver Wendell Holmes

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