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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and veh

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. – Tim Allen

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Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, theyre fun, they do things together, theyre best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, theyre going to respect Mom. – Tim Allen

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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. – Tim Allen

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Ive got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If youve got an old car, youve gotta have at least several old cars, cause ones always gonna be in the garage. – Rip Torn

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I was hit by a car once on my bike, but I still rode home. – Amy Winehouse

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I want to be remembered for the work that Ive done, rather than the car accidents that Ive gotten into, the men that Ive not dated – or the man that I have. – Lindsay Lohan

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Every time I get into a Nationwide car after being in a Cup car, I feel so much more comfortable than I did previously. – Danica Patrick

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