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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and veh

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. – Tim Allen

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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. – Tim Allen

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