Tim Allen's Quote - My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and veh

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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and veh

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. – Tim Allen

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In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship. – Tim Allen

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Never comment on a womans rear end. Never use the words large or size with rear end. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. – Tim Allen

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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybodys car. – Tim Allen

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Racism has been for everyone like a horrible, tragic car crash, and weve all been heavily sedated from it. If we dont come into consciousness of this tragedy, theres going to be a violent awakening we dont want. The question is, can we wake up? – Anna Deavere Smith

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Whats monotonous about being an actor and often makes me want to throw in the towel or drive a car off a bridge is the auditioning – the waiting around. – Chris Messina

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I have a need to make these sorts of connections literal sometimes, and a vehicle often helps to do that. I have a relationship to car culture. It isnt really about loving cars. Its sort of about needing them. – Matthew Barney

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The easiest and simplest thing that any one can do to make their car safer, more gas efficient, whatever – check the tire pressure. – Richard Hammond

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