Logo
Quote by Tim Allen
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and veh

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. – Tim Allen

Other quotes by Tim Allen

In my experience, its all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers. – Tim Allen

Category:
Experience
Author
Tim Allen
Read Quote

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybodys car. – Tim Allen

Category:
car
Author
Tim Allen
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
car
category

We always kept believing in ourselves and our team and the car. – Sebastian Vettel

Category:
car

I get appalled when I see good drivers being left on the sidelines because they havent come up with the half million to a million to put themselves in a competitive car. – John Surtees

Category:
car

The driver of a racing car is a component. When I first began, I used to grip the steering wheel firmly, and I changed gear so hard that I damaged my hand. – Juan Manuel Fangio

Category:
car

Everything officers go through in any chase anywhere in the country, but amped up 100 times! Im right in the thick of things in a car going like 80 miles an hour, and doing 360s in the middle of the road. It was a wild ride. – Amy Weber

Category:
car

Random Quotes

It takes a long time to grow an old friend. – John Leonard

Category:
Friendship

In 1973, women got 59 cents on the dollar now we are getting 74 cents on the dollar. In the area of finance and business, we are at 68 cents on the dollar. – Billie Jean King

Category:
finance

Business is always interfering with pleasure – but it makes other pleasures possible. – William Feather

Category:
Business

They wouldnt be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldnt be heroes if they werent miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again. – Lester Bangs

Category:
Heroes/Heroism