Quote by Elayne Boosler
Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, pro

Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. Theres nothing more satisfying. – Elayne Boosler

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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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My parents were the same in the pulpit as they were at home. I think thats where a lot of preachers kids get off base sometimes. Because they dont see the same things at both places. – Joel Osteen

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I think any branding for me is band-related. Its really weird to get used to the exposure, because I am a naturally introverted person, and Im not exactly social. Occasionally I can get comfortable enough to talk, but I spend a lot of my days not talking, especially when Im at home and not on tour. – Nate Ruess

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Its easier to date a football player for sure. Football players have one game a week, and they practice every day, but theyre all at home. In basketball, theyre on the road all the time. – Khloe Kardashian

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Our poverty will be brought home to us to its full extent only after the war. – Joseph A. Schumpeter

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