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Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, pro

Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. Theres nothing more satisfying. – Elayne Boosler

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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots. – Elayne Boosler

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Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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I like to feel the butterflies in the stomach, I like to go home and have a restless night and wonder how Im going to be able to accomplish this feat, get jittery. That hunger and those butterflies in the stomach are very essential for all creative people. – Amitabh Bachchan

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If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home. – Vance Havner

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My parents were the same in the pulpit as they were at home. I think thats where a lot of preachers kids get off base sometimes. Because they dont see the same things at both places. – Joel Osteen

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I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that. – Dick Gregory

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