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Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. Theres nothing more satisfying. – Elayne Boosler

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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Its a whole different way of thinking. – Elayne Boosler

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Men
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Elayne Boosler
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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Humorous
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Elayne Boosler
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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

Category:
funny
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Home is ones birthplace, ratified by memory. – Henry Anatole Grunwald

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Home

I am delighted to be back home in Galway, the place I first came to as a 19-year-old in 1960. Its here where my heart is and will forever be. – Michael D. Higgins

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Home

When I get old, Im going to the old folks home. I dont want to be one of those guys whos hanging around the house bothering the kids. But not just any old folks home. I want the whole top floor. – Shaquille ONeal

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Teach love, generosity, good manners and some of that will drift from the classroom to the home and who knows, the children will be educating the parents. – Roger Moore

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Anyhow, the hole in the doughnut is at least digestible. – H.L. Mencken

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What is design? Its where you stand with a foot in two worlds – the world of technology and the world of people and human purposes – and you try to bring the two together. – Mitchell Kapor

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We love to be with our family and friends and I can tell you that lots of eating will be involved. – Julia Barr

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The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if its a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But its so much more alienating than vegetarianism. – Jonathan Safran Foer

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