Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin
Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent past. – George Carlin
Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin
Theres no present. Theres only the immediate future and the recent past. – George Carlin
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so… heroic. – George Carlin