Quote by George Carlin
Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as

Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

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Family
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At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin

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Death
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Other Quotes from
Perception
category

No man ever looks at the world with pristine eyes. He sees it edited by a definite set of customs and institutions and ways of thinking. – Ruth Benedict

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Perception

I see mysteries and complications wherever I look, and I have never met a steadily logical person. – Martha Gellhorn

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Perception

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. – Anon.

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Perception

Maybe it – M. C. (Maurits Cornelis) Escher

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Perception

Random Quotes

Those wholl play with cats must expect to be scratched. – Miguel de Cervantes

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Danger

There is only one thing about which I am certain, and that is that there is very little about which one can be certain. – W. Somerset Maugham

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Miscellaneous

I learned a lesson which I didnt heed: Dont put yourself in your movies. Its too much. – Josh Radnor

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movies

I dont know if Jim was a major part of that or not. He is one of a small group of real storytellers. He has enormous imagination and ability to write. Im glad hes coming back. Its going to be good for the show. – Matthew Ashford

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Imagination