Quote by George Carlin
Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as

Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin

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thanksgiving
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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. – George Carlin

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Other Quotes from
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If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is: infinite.
For man has closed himself up, till he sees all things thro narrow chinks of his cavern. – William Blake

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To be happy is to be able to become aware of oneself without fright. – Walter Benjamin

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Perception

To see, to hear, means nothing. To recognize (or not to recognize) means everything. Between what I do recognize and what I do not recognize there stands myself. And what I do not recognize I shall continue not to recognize. – Andre Breton

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. – Desiderius Erasmus

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Courage is poorly housed that dwells in numbers the lion never counts the herd that are about him, nor weighs how many flocks he has to scatter. – Aaron Hill

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Weve got to demonstrate why European unity and integration, our vast single market, our single currency, equip us with the strength to embrace globalization. – Peter Mandelson

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It requires more courage to suffer than to die. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not. – George Bernard Shaw

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