Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and dont have time for all that. – George Carlin
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foots hands. – George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin
Order is Heavens first law; and this confessed, some are, and must be, greater than the rest, more rich, more wise; but who infers from hence that such are happier, shocks all common sense. Condition, circumstance, is not the thing; bliss is the same in subject or in king. – Alexander Pope