Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin
Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. – George Carlin
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin