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Quote by George Carlin
Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as

Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin

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Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin

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If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is: infinite.
For man has closed himself up, till he sees all things thro narrow chinks of his cavern. – William Blake

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The dung beetle, seeing its child on the wall, thinks it sees a pearl on a thread. – Arabic Proverb

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The eye of a human being is a microscope, which makes the world seem bigger than it really is. – Kahlil Gibran

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Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swans egg. – Hans Christian Andersen

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