Quote by George Carlin
Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as

Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin

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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin

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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. – George Carlin

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So, my argument is that as we become more and more scientifically literate, it – Douglas Adams

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. – Desiderius Erasmus

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Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swans egg. – Hans Christian Andersen

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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a persistent one. – Albert Einstein

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