Quote by George Carlin
Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as

Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin

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Observation
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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin

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The perplexity of life arises from there being too many interesting things in it for us to be interested properly in any of them. – G. K. Chesterton

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. – Desiderius Erasmus

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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. – Anon.

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You are only as wise as others perceive you to be. – M. Shawn Cole

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You are a fountain of the sun’s light. I am a willow shadow on the ground. You make my raggedness silky. – Rumi

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Soul travel can be a general expansion of awareness and knowingness or conscious experience of the heavenly worlds. – Bob Hayes

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