Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin
Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin