Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. – George Carlin

Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. – George Carlin
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. – George Carlin
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin