Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. – George Carlin
Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. – George Carlin
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. – George Carlin