Quote by George Carlin
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. – George Carlin

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At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin

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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin

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Hatred is gained as much by good works as by evil. – Niccolo Machiavelli

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A good photographer can make you look incredible, even when youre not feeling very sexy. – Cindy Margolis

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I swear by that old expression, One monkey dont stop no show! The reality is, we still have some good men out there, and we should hail those men as the kings they are. – Angie Stone

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Anybody can be good in the country. There are no temptations there. – Oscar Wilde

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