My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. – John Barrymore Category: Relatives
A close relative is one you see occasionally between family funerals. – Source Unknown Category: Relatives
Go to friends for advice, woman for love, strangers for charity and relatives for nothing. – Source Unknown Category: Relatives
Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-laws peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. – Source Unknown Category: Relatives
Progress may have been all right once, but it went on too long… – Ogden Nash, “Come, Come, Kerouac! My Generation is Beater Than Yours,” New Yorke Category: Civilization
The perfect temperature for tea is two degrees hotter than just right. – Terri Guillemets Category: Tea
