Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings Category: Relatives
Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law. – Hubert Humphrey Category: Relatives
A close relative is one you see occasionally between family funerals. – Source Unknown Category: Relatives
I keep my own personality in a cupboard under the stairs at home so that no one else can see it or nick it. – Dawn French Category: Home
Do not keep on with a mockery of friendship after the substance is gone – but part, while you can part friends. Bury the carcass of friendship: it is not worth embalming. – William Hazlitt Category: Friendship
People live like birds in the woods: When the time comes, each must take flight. – Chinese Proverb Category: Birds
