Quote by Fred Allen
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afra

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

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Religion
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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Other Quotes from
Fear
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I hasten to laugh at everything, for fear of being obliged to weep. – Pierre Beaumarchais

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I have accepted fear as a part of life — specifically the fear of change…. I have gone ahead despite the pounding in the heart that says: turn back. – Erica Jong

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Fear

To seek understanding before taking action, yet to trust my instincts when action is called for. Never to avoid danger from fear, never to seek out danger for its own sake. Never to conform to fashion from fear of eccentricity, never to be eccentric from fear of conformity. – Steven Brust

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Fear

Many of us crucify ourselves between two thieves – regret for the past and fear of the future. – Fulton Oursler

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Every song I put on a record could be a single and I just pack my bags for it… and the minute it takes off, Im not gonna be home for a while. – John Mayer

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The very greatest things – great thoughts, discoveries, inventions – have usually been nurtured in hardship, often pondered over in sorrow, and at length established with difficulty. – Samuel Smiles

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When suffering comes, we yearn for some sign from God, forgetting we have just had one. – Mignon McLaughlin

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Faith is the sense of life, that sense by virtue of which man does not destroy himself, but continues to live on. It is the force whereby we live. – Leo Tolstoy

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