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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

Category:
Morning
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Emo Philips
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips

Category:
Men
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Emo Philips
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Other Quotes from
smile
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I love to smile. – Inge de Bruijn

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smile

The flower in the vase smiles, but no longer laughs. – Malcolm De Chazal

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smile

Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face. – Malcolm De Chazal

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smile

I can sing and dance. I can smile – a lot. – Chris Colfer

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smile

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My life so common it disappears and sometimes even music cannot substitute for tears. – Paul Simon

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Music

Lives of great men all remind us, we can make our lives sublime, and, departing, leave behind us, footprints on the sands of time. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Category:
great

I would love to go back and travel the road not taken, if I knew at the end of it I’d find the same set of grandkids. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Grandparents

Always give a word or sign of salute when meeting or passing a friend, or even a stranger, if in a lonely place. – Tecumseh

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alone