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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. – Emo Philips

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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips

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Were teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person. – Neil Cavuto

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You get somebody to crack a smile, thats a beautiful thing. – Tracy Morgan

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Let me smile with the wise, and feed with the rich. – Samuel Johnson

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