He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips
Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps. – Emo Philips
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips
Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps. – Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips