He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. – Emo Philips