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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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A game one of my sisters will play with me in my first year of being alive is called Good Baby, Bad Baby. This consists of being told I am a good baby until I smile and laugh, then being told I am a bad baby until I burst into tears. This training will stand me in good stead all through my life. – Ali Smith

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I had ordered long legs, but they never arrived. My eyes are weird too, one is gray and the other is green. I have a crooked smile and my nose looks like a ski slope. No, I would not win a Miss contest. – Jane Seymour

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People smile at me as if they know me. I just smile back. They probably might know me. – Jim Broadbent

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Im as happy a man as any in the world, for the whole world seems to smile upon me! – Samuel Smiles

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Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one. – Japanese Proverb

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