He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips
When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips
When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. – Emo Philips
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips