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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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You dont appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. – Emo Philips

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good
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Emo Philips
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When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

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I truly believe my job is to make sure people smile. – Shahrukh Khan

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The catch phrase for the day is Do an act of kindness. Help one person smile. – Harvey Ball

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A smile costs about $240. – Roma Downey

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Its been a hard time to celebrate, to come out with a smile. But Im an American. Naomi asked me to come out to support other Americans, and here I am. – Angie Everhart

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An able, disinterested, public-spirited press, with trained intelligence to know the right and courage to do it, can preserve that public virtue without which popular government is a sham and a mockery. – Joseph Pulitzer

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