Quote by Emo Philips
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. – Emo Philips

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Women
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

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Let me smile with the wise, and feed with the rich. – Samuel Johnson

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The person thats always talkin, you dont have to worry about that person. The person that while youre in his face, hes just lookin at you with a smile on his face, thats the guy you worry about. – Michael Clarke Duncan

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I can sing and dance. I can smile – a lot. – Chris Colfer

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When trying to remember my share in the glow of the eternal present, in the smile of God, I return to my childhood, too, for that is where the most significant discoveries turn up. – Herman Hesse

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I was pretty much the governments poster boy for what I had done. – Kevin Mitnick

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