Quote by Emo Philips
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips

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I was walking around legally blind. Now I have 20-20 vision. I cant believe I spent so many years blurry, but I think that coincides with how I was feeling. Now I notice if people are watching me, but I also smile right back if someone waves, which helps. – Nicole Kidman

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As happy a man as any in the world, for the whole world seems to smile upon me! – Samuel Pepys

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I love a good laugh as well, I think thats so important in life, which is probably why Ive dabbled in comedy writing as well as horror. I think if you can make someone laugh or smile its the most special thing in the world. – Paul Kane

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The people of Liberia know what it means to be deprived of clean water, but we also know what it means to see our children to begin to smile again with a restoration of hope and faith in the future. – Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

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While God waits for His temple to be built of love, men bring stones. – Rabindranath Tagore

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The universe never did make sense. I suspect that it was built on a government contract. – Robert A. Heinlein

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