Emo Philips's Quote - He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster

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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. – Emo Philips

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Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. – Emo Philips

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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Theres no damn business like show business – you have to smile to keep from throwing up. – Billie Holiday

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Dont cry because its over. Smile because it happened. – Dr. Seuss

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If by chance some day youre not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing Ive said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled. – Red Skelton

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Smile at each other, smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your children, smile at each other — it doesnt matter who it is — and that will help you to grow up in greater love for each other. – Mother Theresa

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The best answer to anger is silence. – Author Unknown

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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. – Ogden Nash

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Government in the U.S. today is a senior partner in every business in the country. – Norman Cousins

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