Emo Philips's Quote - He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster

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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. – Emo Philips

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I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. – Emo Philips

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You dont appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. – Emo Philips

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Later in my life, Im going to look back and smile and be very fulfilled. I know that if I dont give it my all right now Ill regret it later. Thats very important to me, because Ive worked all my life to have this. – Shania Twain

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