Quote by Emo Philips
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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Forgiveness
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Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. – Emo Philips

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Women
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For me, I think the Lord wanted me to win to put a smile on Chinese peoples faces. – Michael Chang

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smile

I made a circle with a smile for a mouth on yellow paper, because it was sunshiny and bright. – Harvey Ball

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smile

To smile at the jest which plants a thorn in anothers breast is to become a principal in the mischief. – Richard Brinsley Sheridan

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I watched Gene Kelly for his smile, for his energy. Vittorio Gassman for his movement. Clark Gable for his mustache. And I watched Lassie who was happy as a dog. – Jean Dujardin

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