He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips
When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips
When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips
Sometimes its so weird just to do an interview. This morning I was back in my parents house, with my brother, and we went for a jog together, then had breakfast as a family. And a couple of hours later Im wearing high heels and a dress and makeup, and talking about my job. – Carey Mulligan