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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

Category:
Forgiveness
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Emo Philips
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You dont appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. – Emo Philips

Category:
good
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Emo Philips
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smile
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If I went to them all dressed up and flashed a nice smile for the cameras it would probably be easier for me to get work. But I just cant tolerate it. – Charlie Hunnam

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smile

When Fortune smiles, I smile to think how quickly she will frown. – Robert Southwell

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smile

The bat is gone, but the smile remains. – Willie Stargell

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smile

If you want to meet a woman, its best just to smile and say hi. – Karen McDougal

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Only time, education and plenty of good schooling will make anti-segregation work. – Nat King Cole

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He who does not accept and respect those who want to reject life does not truly accept and respect life itself. – Thomas Szasz

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First, I have to thank God for giving me the gift that he did as well as a second chance for a better life. – Oksana Baiul

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The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue. – Samuel Richardson

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