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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

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Morning
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Emo Philips
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips

Category:
Men
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Emo Philips
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Everyone looks so much better when they smile. – Jimmy Fallon

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We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile to be wider than the distance between our eyes. – Malcolm De Chazal

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smile

The smile of God is victory. – John Greenleaf Whittier

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smile

Sometimes Queens music is dark, but somehow its ok to deliver it with a smile on your face because things are still going to kick in. – Joshua Homme

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When I was playing before I retired, I never really understood the appreciation and the respect that people gave me. People had treated me like a god or something, and that was very embarrassing. – Michael Jordan

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Love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves much performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. – Vincent Van Gogh

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