Quote by Emo Philips
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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Family
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips

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Men
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If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Dont be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning Good morning at total strangers. – Maya Angelou

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smile

I never get tired of smiling. Im just the kind of guy who likes to smile. – Jason Ritter

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smile

The smile on your face lets me know that you need me, theres a truth in your heart that says youll never leave me, and the touch of your hand says youll catch me whenever I fall. – Allison Krauss

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smile

A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities. – Herman Melville

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Suffering isnt ennobling, recovery is. – Christiaan Barnard

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movingon

Dont trust anyone over 30. – Pat Boone

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Trust

Britishness is just a way of putting things together and a certain dont care attitude about clothes. You dont care, you just do it and it looks great. – Vivienne Westwood

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Attitude

We fear doing too little when we should do more. Then atone by doing too much, when perhaps we should do less. – Robert Trout

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Fear