He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips
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You dont appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. – Emo Philips
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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. – Emo Philips
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