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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

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Morning
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You dont appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. – Emo Philips

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Smile, its free therapy. – Douglas Horton

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It is boorish to live ungraciously: the giving is the hardest part what does it cost to add a smile? – Jean de la Bruyere

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Never a lip is curved with pain that cant be kissed into smiles again. – Bret Harte

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If the worlds a veil of tears, Smile till rainbows span it. – Lucy Larcom

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