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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips

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Men
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Emo Philips
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

Category:
Forgiveness
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Emo Philips
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Comrades, this man has a nice smile, but hes got iron teeth. – Andrei A. Gromyko

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smile

If the Starbucks secret is a smile when you get your latte… ours is that the Web site adapts to the individuals taste. – Reed Hastings

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She felt like a chess player who, by the clever handling of his pieces, sees the game taking the course intended. Her eyes were bright and tender with a smile as they glanced up into his and her lips looked hungry for the kiss which they invited. – Kate Chopin

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Theres no damn business like show business – you have to smile to keep from throwing up. – Billie Holiday

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When motherhood becomes the fruit of a deep yearning, not the result of ignorance or accident, its children will become the foundation of a new race. – Margaret Sanger

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Im a horrible romantic! – Jamie Campbell Bower

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