It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years. – Tom Lehrer
Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize. – Tom Lehrer
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years. – Tom Lehrer
Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize. – Tom Lehrer
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex. – Tom Lehrer
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not; but my faculties are decaying, now, & soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the latter. It is sad to go to pieces like this, but we all have to do it. – Mark Twain [Also, “When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had