My style has been pretty much like a newspaper. Its got politics in it, its got media, sports, family relations, you know, all the sections you would expect, and wonderful religion things. – Kate Clinton
A friend of mine said, no matter what I do I always look like an English teacher. She actually said, you still look like a Campbells Soup kid. – Kate Clinton
Some women cant say the word lesbian… even when their mouth is full of one. – Kate Clinton
I want to host a religious show. Im sure nobody will be wanting the 11 oclock spot on Sunday morning. I think we should really get some of our own preachers and preach that gay is good. And wed have a great choir. – Kate Clinton
Now, I know you expected me to say that, well, I just kick back in the rocking chair, fished a little bit, listened to Willie Nelson tapes and watched old baseball games on the Classic Sports network. And, tell you the truth, I have done that for maybe about five total minutes. – Dan Rather