My style has been pretty much like a newspaper. Its got politics in it, its got media, sports, family relations, you know, all the sections you would expect, and wonderful religion things. – Kate Clinton
A friend of mine said, no matter what I do I always look like an English teacher. She actually said, you still look like a Campbells Soup kid. – Kate Clinton
I want to host a religious show. Im sure nobody will be wanting the 11 oclock spot on Sunday morning. I think we should really get some of our own preachers and preach that gay is good. And wed have a great choir. – Kate Clinton
Some women cant say the word lesbian… even when their mouth is full of one. – Kate Clinton
Crystallizing my feelings about the game, I find that squash is less frustrating than golf, less fickle than tennis. It is easier than badminton, cheaper than polo. It is better exercise than bowls, quicker than cricket, less boring than jogging, drier than swimming, safer than hang gliding. – John Hopkins, Squash: A Joyful Game, 1980
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to a job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, car and the house that you leave empty all day in order to afford to live in it. – Ellen Goodman