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Laughter is involuntary. If its funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

Laughter is involuntary. If its funny you laugh. – Tom Lehrer

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When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex. – Tom Lehrer

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Food
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My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free, it was 1972, with the exception of two little one-shot, one-song things. But thats just for friends, out of friendship for the people involved, and also because it was fun. – Tom Lehrer

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Friendship
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Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize. – Tom Lehrer

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Peace
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Im like, bursting. I should be working. I dont want to take a break. Its funny, on set, I dont have to go to the bathroom, I dont have anything wrong, Im perfectly fine, so through-and-through. Im not hungry. Im literally not even in my own body. – Kristen Stewart

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funny

Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. – Jerry Lewis

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funny

The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, Why didnt you do that when you were on television? – Conan OBrien

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funny

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because Id been up all night inventing the Camcorder. – Al Gore

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Not to transmit an experience is to betray it. – Elie Wiesel

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Running gave me a focus to start looking after myself, to eat properly, and focus on building up my strength. – Amanda Burton

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It is a wise mans part, rather to avoid sickness, than to wishe for medicines. – Thomas More, Utopia

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There are so many things a large intelligence espionage organization can do to justify its existence, that people can get promotions for, because it could result in results. – Aldrich Ames

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