Laughter is involuntary. If its funny you laugh. – Tom Lehrer
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex. – Tom Lehrer
Laughter is involuntary. If its funny you laugh. – Tom Lehrer
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex. – Tom Lehrer
My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free, it was 1972, with the exception of two little one-shot, one-song things. But thats just for friends, out of friendship for the people involved, and also because it was fun. – Tom Lehrer
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years. – Tom Lehrer
This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people stop me and say things like, I know you. Youre that wee golfer, arent you? I say, Yeah, thats me. They say, Keep it up, wee man. Its very funny and thats why I want to stay here as long as possible. – Rory McIlroy