Laughter is involuntary. If its funny you laugh. – Tom Lehrer
My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free, it was 1972, with the exception of two little one-shot, one-song things. But thats just for friends, out of friendship for the people involved, and also because it was fun. – Tom Lehrer
Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize. – Tom Lehrer
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex. – Tom Lehrer
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years. – Tom Lehrer
