The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. – Henny Youngman
Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. – Henny Youngman
Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman