The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. – Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. – Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman