The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. – Henny Youngman
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. – Henny Youngman
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! – Henny Youngman