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Quote by Henny Youngman
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to g

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henny Youngman

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