Dentistry is not expensive, neglect is. – Dental Saying
Got teeth? Thank your dental hygienist. – Dental Saying
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. – George D. Prentice
No, my friend, I am not drunk. It is that I have been to the dentist and I need not go again for six months. It is a beautiful thought. – Agatha Christie, The Patriotic Murders (Hercule Poirot)
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. – George Bernard Shaw
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. – Ambrose Bierce
I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. – Joseph Heller
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. – William R. Alger
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can do it for him. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. – Helen Rowland
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. – Author Unknown
There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel of his teeth. Some evils admit of consolations, but there are no comforters for dyspepsia and the toothache. – Henry Lytton Bulwer
Smile, it lets your teeth breathe. – Author Unknown
Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. – George D. Prentice
When fortune turns against you, even jelly breaks your teeth. – Proverb
Effort is like toothpaste: you can usually squeeze out just a little bit more. – Author Unknown
Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists. – Ann Landers
Dentists are medical professionals who help you put your money where your mouth is. – Author Unknown
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. – Herb Caen
