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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer m

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain

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Often, the less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it. – Mark Twain

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Customs
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Mark Twain
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I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed — in a modified way — 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance. – Mark Twain

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Smoking
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Mark Twain
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It isnt safe to sit in judgment upon another persons illusion when you are not on the inside. While you are thinking it is a dream, he may be knowing it is a planet. – Mark Twain

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Illusion
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Mark Twain
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Our public school system is our countrys biggest and most inefficient monopoly, yet it keeps demanding more and more money. – Phyllis Schlafly

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We are the only real aristocracy in the world: the aristocracy of money. – George Bernard Shaw

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That is why the analogy of stealing does not work. With a thief, we want to know how much money he stole, and from whom. With the artist it is not how much he took and from whom, but what he did with it. – Lukas Foss

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Money

Wallets are the fabricated items into which we put our fabricated money, which most people believe to be their possession of the realest value. – Terri Guillemets

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It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. – Henry Ward Beecher

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The rich never have to seek out their relatives. – Italian Proverb

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An unschooled man who knows how to meditate upon the Lord has learned far more than the man with the highest education who does not know how to meditate. – Charles Stanley

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What puzzles most of us are the things which have been left in the movies rather than the things which have been taken out. – Agnes Repplier

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