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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer m

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain

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It’s spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you’ve got it, you want — oh, you don’t quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so! – Mark Twain

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As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you cant drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against em anyway, you dont belong in office. – Molly Ivins

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gives it to. – Yiddish Proverb

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My Vegas act is how I make my money. – Rita Rudner

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