Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. – Ambrose Bierce Category: Cows
Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow. – Bob Ekstrom Category: Cows
A child not suckled by its mother is unfortunate… – Christian Augustus Struve, Asthenology: or, The Art of Preserving Feeble Life, 1 Category: Breastfeeding
Science and literature give me answers. And they ask me questions I will never be able to answer. – Mark Haddon Category: Science
I dont know if the average person really has faith in Washington anymore. – Tori Amos Category: Faith