A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. – Mark Twain
A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. – Mark Twain

A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. – Mark Twain
A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. – Mark Twain
She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. – Mark Twain