A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. – Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain

A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. – Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain
Dont go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. – Mark Twain
Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain