A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. – Mark Twain
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. – Mark Twain

A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. – Mark Twain
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. – Mark Twain
It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain