A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. – Mark Twain
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. – Mark Twain

A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. – Mark Twain
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. – Mark Twain
The proper proportions of a maxim: a minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. – Mark Twain