Quotes by

Oscar Levant

Ive given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself. – Oscar Levant

Roses are red, violets are blue, Im schizophrenic, and so am I. – Oscar Levant

Happiness isnt something you experience its something you remember. – Oscar Levant

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. – Oscar Levant

Schizophrenia beats dining alone. – Oscar Levant

She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing. – Oscar Levant

I envy people who drink—at least they know what to blame everything on. – Oscar Levant