Rhetoric paints with a broad brush. – George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

Rhetoric paints with a broad brush. – George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. – George Carlin
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so… heroic. – George Carlin