Rhetoric paints with a broad brush. – George Carlin
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin

Rhetoric paints with a broad brush. – George Carlin
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. – George Carlin
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin
Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin