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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add

I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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Future
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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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Time

A truer image of the world, I think, is obtained by picturing things as entering into the stream of time from an eternal world outside, than from a view which regards time as the devouring tyrant of all that is. – Bertrand Russell

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Time

I suppose, in a way, this has become part of my soul. It is a symbol of my life. Whatever I have done that really matters, Ive done wearing it. When the time comes, it will be in this that I journey forth. What greater honor could come to an American, and a soldier? – Douglas MacArthur

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Time

Hide nothing, for time, which sees all and hears all, exposes all. – Sophocles

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Time

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I have always had this mentality because I hated to break anything on the car. – Alain Prost

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People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. – Will Rogers

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I cant see whats wrong about assuming intelligence in your audience and whats bad news about being rewarded for assuming that. – Steven Moffat

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Im a dreamer. I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. – Mike Tyson

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