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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add

I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on. – Winston Churchill

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Time is the wisest counsellor of all. – Pericles

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The flower that you hold in your hands was born today and already it is as old as you are. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. – Victor Hugo

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