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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add

I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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I wish life was not so short, he thought. languages take such a time, and so do all the things one wants to know about. – J. R. R. Tolkien

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No woman in my time will be prime minister or chancellor or foreign secretary – not the top jobs. Anyway, I wouldnt want to be prime minister you have to give yourself 100 percent. – Margaret Thatcher

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Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. – Ambrose Bierce

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Realize that if you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it. – Anthony J. DAngelo

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