Steven Wright's Quote - I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add

Quote by Steven Wright

I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add

I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

Category:

Author

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

Category:

Author

Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright

Category:

Author

Other Quotes from

Time

category

Riches and the things that are necessary in life are not evil in themselves. And all of us face cares and troubles in this life. The sin comes in the time and energy we spend in pursuing these things, at the expense of neglecting Christ. – David Wilkerson

Category:

How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when theyre giving you an enema. – Warren Beatty

Category:

We always live in an uncertain world. What is certain is that the United States will go forward over time. – Warren Buffett

Category:

Im not comfortable being preachy, but more people need to start spending as much time in the library as they do on the basketball court. – Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Category:

Random Quotes

Marrying into money was not a good thing for me. – Anna Nicole Smith

Category:

Us sing and dance, make faces and give flower bouquets, trying to be loved. You ever notice that trees do everything to git attention we do, except walk? – Alice Walker, The Color Purple, 1982

Category:

Its funny how intimate it feels to get a text. – Sophie Ellis Bextor

Category:

To love beauty is to see light. – Victor Hugo

Category: