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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add

I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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