Quote by Steven Wright
I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add

I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. Im not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time. – Bjork

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Time is the wisest counsellor of all. – Pericles

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Time is what prevents everything from happening at once. – Albert Einstein

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People say that if you find water rising up to your ankle, thats the time to do something about it, not when its around your neck. – Chinua Achebe

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