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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add

I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Perspective
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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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power
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We are times subjects, and time bids be gone. – William Shakespeare

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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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For the first half of geological time our ancestors were bacteria. Most creatures still are bacteria, and each one of our trillions of cells is a colony of bacteria. – Richard Dawkins

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I feel when somebody has been playing cricket for a long time, he creates a separate identity for himself. – Sachin Tendulkar

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When the historian of the Twentieth Century shall have finished his narrative, and comes searching for the subtitle which shall best express the spirit of the period, we think it not at all unlikely that he may select “The Age of Advertising” for the purpose. – Printers’ Ink, 27 May 1915

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Obama is capable – as evidenced by his first-term success with health care reform. But mandate-building requires humility, a trait not easily associated with him. – Ron Fournier

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Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda and entertainment without moral passion is television. – Rita Mae Brown

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Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness. – Cullen Hightower

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