Steven Wright's Quote - I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add

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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add

I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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When I die, Im leaving my body to science fiction. – Steven Wright

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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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