If you dont fail now and again, its a sign youre playing it safe. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

If you dont fail now and again, its a sign youre playing it safe. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. – Woody Allen
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen