If you dont fail now and again, its a sign youre playing it safe. – Woody Allen
A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen
If you dont fail now and again, its a sign youre playing it safe. – Woody Allen
A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen