Quote by Bob Uecker
I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of t

I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them dont even get printed. – Bob Uecker

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I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but its never at the expense of the other guy. – Bob Uecker

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Humor
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The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. – Bob Uecker

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Baseball
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I hope the fans have enjoyed listening as much as Ive enjoyed doing the games. I dont ever go to the park where I dont have a good day. I dont like losing. But I dont think I ever go to the park where I have a bad day. I dont think once. – Bob Uecker

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Hope
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I think its realistic to have hope. One can be a perverse idealist and say the easiest thing: I despair. The worlds no good. Thats a perverse idealist. Its practical to hope, because the hope is for us to survive as a human species. Thats very realistic. – Studs Terkel

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Hope

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. – Desmond Tutu

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Hope

Anarchy is the only slight glimmer of hope. – Mick Jagger

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Hope

I totally disagree with the view that the Tibet struggle will die, and there will be no hope for Tibet, after the Dalai Lama passes away. – Dalai Lama

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Hope

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The self cannot be escaped, but it can be, with ingenuity and hard work, distracted. – Donald Barthelme

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Miscellaneous

I know that people think Im sexy and I am looked at as that. It is cool with me. Its wonderful to have sexy appeal. If you embrace it, it can be a very beautiful thing. – Aaliyah

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cool

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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alone

Tyler turned down the candy because it would make him run slower. – Chris Powell/Ashley Hylton, Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition

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Food