I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them dont even get printed. – Bob Uecker
I hope the fans have enjoyed listening as much as Ive enjoyed doing the games. I dont ever go to the park where I dont have a good day. I dont like losing. But I dont think I ever go to the park where I have a bad day. I dont think once. – Bob Uecker
I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but its never at the expense of the other guy. – Bob Uecker
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. – Bob Uecker
Then your words of abuse today may turn into a universally valid principle of denigration, for words are magical formulae. They leave fingermarks behind on the brain, which in the twinkling of an eye becomes the footprints of history. One ought to watch one’s every word. – Franz Kafka, quoted by Gustav Janouch, Conversations with Kafka