I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but its never at the expense of the other guy. – Bob Uecker
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. – Bob Uecker
I hope the fans have enjoyed listening as much as Ive enjoyed doing the games. I dont ever go to the park where I dont have a good day. I dont like losing. But I dont think I ever go to the park where I have a bad day. I dont think once. – Bob Uecker
I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them dont even get printed. – Bob Uecker
Lobsters were tossed up to the men by friendly fishermen. Beer was handed up as well and kept cold in the freshwater tanks in the lighthouse. If the Coast Guard ship Sassafras was sighted heading in with an inspector on board, the brew was hidden in the rocks… – Elinor DeWire, Lighthouses of the Mid-Atlantic Coast