Quote by Bob Uecker
I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but

I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but its never at the expense of the other guy. – Bob Uecker

Other quotes by Bob Uecker

I hope the fans have enjoyed listening as much as Ive enjoyed doing the games. I dont ever go to the park where I dont have a good day. I dont like losing. But I dont think I ever go to the park where I have a bad day. I dont think once. – Bob Uecker

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Hope
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I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them dont even get printed. – Bob Uecker

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Hope
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The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. – Bob Uecker

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Baseball
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Humor
category

One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people dont realize theres a lot of craft behind the comedy. – Al Yankovic

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Humor

Humor comes from self-confidence. – Rita Mae Brown

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Humor

I realized women and humor were linked very closely. – Craig Ferguson

Category:
Humor

It has always surprised me how little attention philosophers have paid to humor, since it is a more significant process of mind than reason. Reason can only sort out perceptions, but the humor process is involved in changing them. – Edward de Bono

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Humor

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I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind! – Author Unknown

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No man is the wiser for his learning it may administer matter to work in, or objects to work upon but wit and wisdom are born with a man. – John Selden

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