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Quote by Bob Uecker
I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but

I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but its never at the expense of the other guy. – Bob Uecker

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I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them dont even get printed. – Bob Uecker

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The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. – Bob Uecker

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I hope the fans have enjoyed listening as much as Ive enjoyed doing the games. I dont ever go to the park where I dont have a good day. I dont like losing. But I dont think I ever go to the park where I have a bad day. I dont think once. – Bob Uecker

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Other Quotes from
Humor
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Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that. – Don Rickles

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Theres a hysterical, tired sense of humor that comes after working 14 hours a day, six days a week. I like those things because they take the pressure off the constant stress. – Tom Berenger

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Humor

Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothings funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable. – Tom DeLonge

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Humor is the most engaging cowardice. – Robert Frost

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