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Quote by Bob Uecker
I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but

I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but its never at the expense of the other guy. – Bob Uecker

Other quotes by Bob Uecker

I hope the fans have enjoyed listening as much as Ive enjoyed doing the games. I dont ever go to the park where I dont have a good day. I dont like losing. But I dont think I ever go to the park where I have a bad day. I dont think once. – Bob Uecker

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Hope
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The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. – Bob Uecker

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Baseball
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I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them dont even get printed. – Bob Uecker

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Hope
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People may think of Southern humor in terms of missing teeth and outhouse accidents, but the best of it is a rich vein running through the best of Southern literature. – Roy Blount, Jr.

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Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke. – Ambrose Bierce

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Humor is imperative, more important than food. You have a choice when someone dies. You can lie down or get back into life. Do something for someone else. – Doris Roberts

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Ive always chosen my band members based on their sense of humor. It might sound stupid, but it means not only are they fun to live with on a tour bus for years, but humor implies intelligence. – Kristin Hersh

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I say that democracy can never prove itself beyond cavil, until it founds and luxuriantly grows its own forms of art, poems, schools, theology, displacing all that exists, or that has been produced anywhere in the past, under opposite influences. – Walt Whitman

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Without alienation, there can be no politics. – Arthur Miller

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Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;
Then to that twenty, add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on,
To make that thousand up a million.
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Lets kiss afresh, as when we first begun. – Robert Herrick

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The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love. – Niccolo Machiavelli

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