I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but its never at the expense of the other guy. – Bob Uecker
I hope the fans have enjoyed listening as much as Ive enjoyed doing the games. I dont ever go to the park where I dont have a good day. I dont like losing. But I dont think I ever go to the park where I have a bad day. I dont think once. – Bob Uecker
I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them dont even get printed. – Bob Uecker
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. – Bob Uecker
I think that every child grows up with the ideas that what we are given, is our society. Your education, and your mother and father, they tell you this is how it is, but then you hit adolescence and you think, Is it? Why? Why is it like that? Sometimes that questioning leads to something more. – Alice Englert