I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but its never at the expense of the other guy. – Bob Uecker
I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them dont even get printed. – Bob Uecker
I hope the fans have enjoyed listening as much as Ive enjoyed doing the games. I dont ever go to the park where I dont have a good day. I dont like losing. But I dont think I ever go to the park where I have a bad day. I dont think once. – Bob Uecker
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. – Bob Uecker
