I hope the fans have enjoyed listening as much as Ive enjoyed doing the games. I dont ever go to the park where I dont have a good day. I dont like losing. But I dont think I ever go to the park where I have a bad day. I dont think once. – Bob Uecker
I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but its never at the expense of the other guy. – Bob Uecker
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. – Bob Uecker
I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them dont even get printed. – Bob Uecker
The hope of Internet anarchists was that repressive governments would have only two options: accept the Internet with its limitless possibilities of spreading information, or restrict Internet access to the ruling elite and turn your back on the 21st century, as North Korea has done. – Peter Singer