The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. – Bob Uecker
I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but its never at the expense of the other guy. – Bob Uecker
I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them dont even get printed. – Bob Uecker
I hope the fans have enjoyed listening as much as Ive enjoyed doing the games. I dont ever go to the park where I dont have a good day. I dont like losing. But I dont think I ever go to the park where I have a bad day. I dont think once. – Bob Uecker
Church tax exemption means that we all drop our money in the collection boxes, whether we go to church or not and whether we are interested in the church or not. It is systematic and complete robbery, from which none of us escapes. – E. Haldeman-Julius, The Church Is a Burden, Not a Benefit, In Social Life