Quote by John Updike
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child.& Just how childlike

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child.& Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. – John Updike

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Now that I am sixty, I see why the idea of elder wisdom has passed from currency. – John Updike

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Wisdom
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Customs and convictions change respectable people are the last to know, or to admit, the change, and the ones most offended by fresh reflections of the facts in the mirror of art. – John Updike

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I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. – G.K. Chesterton

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I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt. – Chi Chi Rodriguez

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Everybody can see that my swing is homegrown. That means everybody has a chance to do it. – Bubba Watson

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Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end. – Chuck Hogan

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Failure is instructive. The person who really thinks learns quite as much from his failures as from his successes. – John Dewey

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Political ideology can corrupt the mind, and science. – E. O. Wilson

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