Quote by John Updike
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child.& Just how childlike

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child.& Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. – John Updike

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What art offers is space — a certain breathing room for the spirit. – John Updike

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Celebrity is a mask that eats into the face. As soon as one is aware of being somebody, to be watched and listened to with extra interest, input ceases, and the performer goes blind and deaf in his overanimation. One can either see or be seen. – John Updike

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The essential support and encouragement comes from within, arising out of the mad notion that your society needs to know what only you can tell it. – John Updike

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Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off. – Chi Chi Rodriguez

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If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is. – Horace G. Hutchinson (1859-1932)

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One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. – Don Carter

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Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out. – Princess Anne of Great Britain

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