I hope that no American will waste his franchise and throw away his vote by voting either for me or against me solely on account of my religious affiliation. It is not relevant. – John F. Kennedy
The simplest of women are wonderful liars who can extricate themselves from the most difficult dilemmas with a skill bordering on genius. – Guy de Maupassant
At the risk of appearing disingenuous, I dont really think of myself as writing humor. Im simply reporting on the world I observe, which is frequently hilarious. – Richard Russo