The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno Category: Drive Safely
Automobiles are not ferocious…. it is man who is to be feared. – Robbins B. Stoeckel Category: Drive Safely
Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him. – Author unknown, as seen on a church sign Category: Drive Safely
Science may eventually explain the world of How. The ultimate world of Why may remain for contemplation, philosophy, religion. – Liberty Hyde Bailey Category: Religion
If I could have anyone on speed dial it would be George Clooney. He seems like a cool guy who would give good advice. – Adam Garcia Category: cool
Im not at the point where Id feel safe in a house alone. I would be really scared. Im the kind of person that when I get up to go use the bathroom I have this big long hallway, and I just know someones going to jump out and get me. – Britney Spears Category: alone
