A designated driver helps you party another day. – Author Unknown

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? – Matt Groening, The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer

Recklessness is a species of crime and should be so regarded on our streets and highways. – Marlen E. Pew

Automobiles are not ferocious…. it is man who is to be feared. – Robbins B. Stoeckel