It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. – Author unknown, as seen on a bumper sticker Category: Drive Safely
Texting while driving increases the risk of accident 23.2 times over unimpaired driving. – Virginia Tech Transportation Institute Category: Drive Safely
United Artists wanted to do records with me. I had no idea, what a rare thing that was… to make an album. And they put a guy with me working on songs, and I got busy with films. I just kind of let it slide. Isnt that amazing? – John Astin Category: amazing
I dont want to be the one to break it to you, but the future aint that funny. – Albert Brooks Category: funny
Twitter, to me, works if youre funny. Twitter doesnt work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally. – Albert Brooks Category: funny
We say keep your change, well keep our God, our guns, our constitution. – Sarah Palin Category: Change
