To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of ones voice. – Ambrose Bierce
Divorce. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. – Ambrose Bierce

To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of ones voice. – Ambrose Bierce
Divorce. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. – Ambrose Bierce
Logic, n. The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. – Ambrose Bierce
Ocean: A body of water occupying two-thirds of a world made for man — who has no gills. – Ambrose Bierce