Egotist. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me. – Ambrose Bierce
Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live. – Ambrose Bierce

Egotist. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me. – Ambrose Bierce
Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live. – Ambrose Bierce
Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. – Ambrose Bierce
To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of ones voice. – Ambrose Bierce