Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another. – Ambrose Bierce
To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result. – Ambrose Bierce

Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another. – Ambrose Bierce
To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result. – Ambrose Bierce
Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. – Ambrose Bierce
Insurance: An ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table. – Ambrose Bierce