Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another. – Ambrose Bierce
To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of ones voice. – Ambrose Bierce

Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another. – Ambrose Bierce
To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of ones voice. – Ambrose Bierce
Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead. – Ambrose Bierce
Enthusiasm – a distemper of youth, curable by small doses of repentance in connection with outward applications of experience. – Ambrose Bierce