Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. – Ambrose Bierce
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. – Ambrose Bierce

Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. – Ambrose Bierce
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. – Ambrose Bierce
Laughter — An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable. – Ambrose Bierce