Quote by Carl Hiaasen
Ive always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be

Ive always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. – Carl Hiaasen

Other quotes by Carl Hiaasen

Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it. – Carl Hiaasen

Category:
Humor
Read Quote

My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding. – Carl Hiaasen

Category:
Humor
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

The word funny is a bit like the word love – we dont have enough words to describe the many varieties. – George Saunders

Category:
funny

I love Charlie, Billy Burkes character. Writing for him is so spectacular, hes so funny and wry and every scene hes in he just takes. Theres a scene in Eclipse where Bella tells him shes a virgin, and its the funniest, most awkward scene Ive ever seen on film. – Melissa Rosenberg

Category:
funny

The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldnt tell a joke to save my life. – Seann William Scott

Category:
funny

You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. Theres no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or youre finished. Its impossible to predict anything. – Colin Quinn

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

I always disliked dogs, those protectors of cowards who lack the courage to fight an assailant themselves. – August Strindberg

Category:
Courage

It is a mistake to suppose that men succeed through success they much oftener succeed through failures. Precept, study, advice, and example could never have taught them so well as failure has done. – Samuel Smiles

Category:
Failure

Someones sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. – Les Brown

Category:
gardening

If the law is upheld only by government officials, then all law is at an end. – Herbert Hoover

Category:
Government