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Quote by Carl Hiaasen
Ive always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be

Ive always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. – Carl Hiaasen

Other quotes by Carl Hiaasen

My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding. – Carl Hiaasen

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Humor
Author
Carl Hiaasen
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Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it. – Carl Hiaasen

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Humor
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Carl Hiaasen
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Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them. – George Lopez

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Its funny, because when youre younger youre in a rush to be 18 or 21 or whatever. But then you hit 30. And now, the days go by like hours. You think, 40, man, this could be the halfway point. It could be the three-quarters point, you know? Who knows? – Mark Wahlberg

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funny

A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters. – Barbara Corcoran

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We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things. – David Walliams

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A poor joke must invent its own laughter. – Proverb

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