Quote by Steven Wright
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywher

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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The idea that to make a man work youve got to hold gold in front of his eyes is a growth, not an axiom. Weve done that for so long that weve forgotten theres any other way. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

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To live well is to work well, to show a good activity. – Thomas Aquinas

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So, did I work with Warhol? I worked with him less on that play then I did on other things. He actually did a portrait of my rabbit and some other stuff. Warhol was definitely… Warhol. – Harvey Fierstein

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Men were not intended to work with the accuracy of tools, to be precise and perfect in all their actions. – John Ruskin

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