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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywher

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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And it hurts as a player, that you put a lot of hard work in during the week, and at the end of the week, Sunday, when you get on the field, thats when they acknowledge about the hard work that you put in throughout the week. Thats actually a disappointment. – Randy Moss

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I think the importance of doing activist work is precisely because it allows you to give back and to consider yourself not as a single individual who may have achieved whatever but to be a part of an ongoing historical movement. – Angela Davis

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When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. – Calvin Coolidge

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Work gives you meaning and purpose and life is empty without it. – Stephen Hawking

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