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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywher

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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Its hard to do it because you gotta look people in the eye and tell em theyre irresponsible and lazy. And whos gonna wanna do that? Because thats what poverty is, ladies and gentlemen. In this country, you can succeed if you get educated and work hard. Period. Period. – Bill OReilly

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No bees, no honey; no work, no money. – Proverb

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What are people going to do? Fire me? Ive been fired before. Not book me? Ive been out of work before. I dont care. – Joan Rivers

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Let not him who is houseless pull down the house of another, but let him work diligently and build one for himself, thus by example assuring that his own shall be safe from violence when built. – Abraham Lincoln

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