Quote by Steven Wright
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywher

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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If you love something – and there are things that I love – you do want more and more and more of it, but thats not the way to produce good work. – J. K. Rowling

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Im far from being god, but I work god damn hard. – Jay-Z

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You see, my mother was a district nurse until she died when I was 14, and we used to move from time to time because of her work. – Paul McCartney

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Everyone has been made for some particular work, and the desire for that work has been put in every heart. – Rumi

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Optimism. The doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly. – Ambrose Bierce

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