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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywher

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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I dont work at being ordinary. – Paul McCartney

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I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries. – Bette Davis

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