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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywher

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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