Quote by Steven Wright
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywher

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries. – Bette Davis

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The quality of your work, in the long run, is the deciding factor on how much your services are valued by the world. – Orison Swett Marden

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Of all the things Ive done, the most vital is coordinating those who work with me and aiming their efforts at a certain goal. – Walt Disney

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Its not about how much movement you do, how much interaction there is, it just reeks of credibility if its real. If its contrived, it seems to work for a while for the people who cant filter out the real and unreal. – Fred Durst

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Womens courage is rather different from mens. The fact that women have to bring up children and look after husbands makes them braver at facing long-term issues, such as illness. Men are more immediately courageous. Lots of people are brave in battle. – Mary Wesley

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Whatever universe a professor believes in must at any rate be a universe that lends itself to lengthy discourse. A universe definable in two sentences is something for which the professorial intellect has no use. No faith in anything of that cheap kind! – William James

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