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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywher

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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legal
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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good
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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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I find it some of the hardest photography and the most challenging photography Ive ever done. Its a real challenge to work with the natural features and the natural light. – Galen Rowell

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A day of worry is more exhausting than a week of work. – John Lubbock

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work

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. – Andre Gide

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If you start by promising what you dont even have yet, youll lose your desire to work towards getting it. – Paulo Coelho

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Feeling down? Saddle up. – Author Unknown

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A married daughter with children puts you in danger of being catalogued as a first edition. – Author Unknown

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Why do critics make such an outcry against tragicomedies? is not life one? – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers

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I like photographs which leave something to the imagination. – Fay Godwin

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