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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan R

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

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Dont tell your kids you had an easy birth or they wont respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.. – Joan Rivers

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respect
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Joan Rivers
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, thats why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers

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God
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Other Quotes from
Birth Control
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It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription. – Malcolm Potts, MD

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Birth Control

The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. – Author Unknown

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Birth Control

No woman can call herself free who does not own and control her body. No woman can call herself free until she can choose consciously whether she will or will not be a mother. – Margaret Sanger

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Birth Control

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry. – H.L. Mencken, Notebooks, 1956

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Birth Control

Random Quotes

Racism is still with us. But it is up to us to prepare our children for what they have to meet, and, hopefully, we shall overcome. – Rosa Parks

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The next war… may well bury Western civilization forever. – Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

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War

All human wisdom works and has worries and grief as reward. – Johann Georg Hamann

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Wisdom

The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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funny