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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan R

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

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I think Im in a business where you have to look good, and its totally youth-oriented. – Joan Rivers

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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the man goes on top and the woman underneath. For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. – Joan Rivers

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When the history of civilization is written, it will be a biological history and Margaret Sanger will be its heroine. – H.G. Wells, 1935

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We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them. – Dora Winifred Black Russell

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The best contraceptive is the word no — repeated frequently. – Margaret Smith

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It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. – Chinese Proverb

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I understand a woman who validates herself by getting attention from the opposite sex. I have a friend who is that to a T… Doesnt mean she isnt a good person. Thats a funny character to play. – Cheryl Hines

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Courage is what preserves our liberty, safety, life, and our homes and parents, our country and children. Courage comprises all things. – Plautus

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Being a lady is an attitude. – Chuck Woolery, Love Connection

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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. – Winston Churchill

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