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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan R

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

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I enjoy life when things are happening. I dont care if its good things or bad things. That means youre alive. – Joan Rivers

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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

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Birth Control
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When the history of civilization is written, it will be a biological history and Margaret Sanger will be its heroine. – H.G. Wells, 1935

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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. – Spike Milligan, The Last Goon Show of All

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It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. – Chinese Proverb

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We start The Butler in June and thats incredibly exciting for me because I get to work with the amazing Forest Whitaker again. Its a phenomenal script and a great, great role – I play his son. Oprah Winfrey is his wife and my mother. My character is a radical civil rights activist. – David Oyelowo

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