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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan R

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

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I think Im in a business where you have to look good, and its totally youth-oriented. – Joan Rivers

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I enjoy life when things are happening. I dont care if its good things or bad things. That means youre alive. – Joan Rivers

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Other Quotes from
Birth Control
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It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola. – Clare Short

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Birth Control

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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Birth Control

The best contraceptive is the word no — repeated frequently. – Margaret Smith

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Birth Control

It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription. – Malcolm Potts, MD

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Birth Control

Random Quotes

The true genius shudders at incompleteness — and usually prefers silence to saying something which is not everything it should be. – Edgar Allan Poe

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Speaking

I started rapping before anybody had ever bought a car from it. It was truly about the art form and the culture, more so than now, where its a successful way to make money. Back then you had to be doing it because you liked it. – Ice T

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Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or a poet who is a stranger among his people. – Khalil Gibran

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Death

I would love to go back and travel the road not taken, if I knew at the end of it I’d find the same set of grandkids. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Grandparents