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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan R

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the man goes on top and the woman underneath. For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. – Joan Rivers

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Life
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Joan Rivers
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

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funny
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Joan Rivers
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Other Quotes from
Birth Control
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Those who in principle oppose birth control are either incapable of arithmetic or else in favor of war, pestilence and famine as permanent features of human life. – Bertrand Russell

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Birth Control

It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription. – Malcolm Potts, MD

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Birth Control

It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola. – Clare Short

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Birth Control

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. – Chinese Proverb

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Birth Control

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What would constitute useful history? That which should teach us our duties and our rights, without appearing to teach them. – Voltaire, Philosophical Dictionary

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History

The things that are wrong with the country today are the sum total of all the things that are wrong with us as individuals. – Charles W. Tobey

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Society

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck

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Teenagers

Marriage to Fernando offered shelter and security, but the shackle was the price Id pay. – Esther Williams

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Marriage