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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan R

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

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Dont follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise. – Joan Rivers

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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. – Spike Milligan, The Last Goon Show of All

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For birth control, I rely on my personality. – Milt Abel

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The best contraceptive is the word no — repeated frequently. – Margaret Smith

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The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. – Author Unknown

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I am not systematic at all when it comes to religion. I just love life. And Im not judgmental. And Im a vegetarian. – Erykah Badu

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Our best thoughts come from others. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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If there existed no external means for dimming their consciences, one-half of the men would at once shoot themselves, because to live contrary to ones reason is a most intolerable state, and all men of our time are in such a state. – Leo Tolstoy

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English, once accepted as an international language, is no more secure than French has proved to be as the one and only accepted language of diplomacy or as Latin has proved to be as the international language of science. – Edward Sapir

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