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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan R

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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Housework
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Joan Rivers
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

Category:
funny
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Joan Rivers
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What are people going to do? Fire me? Ive been fired before. Not book me? Ive been out of work before. I dont care. – Joan Rivers

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work
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Other Quotes from
Birth Control
category

When the history of civilization is written, it will be a biological history and Margaret Sanger will be its heroine. – H.G. Wells, 1935

Category:
Birth Control

It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola. – Clare Short

Category:
Birth Control

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. – Chinese Proverb

Category:
Birth Control

For birth control, I rely on my personality. – Milt Abel

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Birth Control

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If you dont drink, smoke, or drive a car, youre a tax evader. – Thomas S. Foley

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When you actually like each other, it translates to the music. – Billy Corgan

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To show the world what long experience gains, requires not courage, though it calls for pains but at lifes outset to inform mankind is a bold effort of a valiant mind. – George Crabbe

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Do you suppose there is any living man so unreasonable that if he found himself stricken with a dangerous ailment he would not anxiously desire to regain the blessing of health? – Petrarch

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