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Quote by Joan Rivers
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan R

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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Housework
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Joan Rivers
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She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

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War
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Other Quotes from
Birth Control
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Familiarity breeds contempt — and children. – Mark Twain, Notebooks, 1935

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Birth Control

It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola. – Clare Short

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Birth Control

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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Birth Control

It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription. – Malcolm Potts, MD

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Birth Control

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Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. – Bill Gates

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I want a big church wedding. – Sienna Miller

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Tramping is too easy with all this money. My days were more exciting when I was penniless and had to forage around for my next meal… Ive decided that Im going to live this life for some time to come. The freedom and simple beauty of it is just too good to pass up. – Christopher McCandless

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For far too many, pregnancy and birth is still something that happens to them rather than something they set out consciously and joyfully to do themselves. – Sheila Kitzinger, The Experience of Childbirth

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