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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan R

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. – Joan Rivers

Category:
funny
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Joan Rivers
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Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

Category:
Housework
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Joan Rivers
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Other Quotes from
Birth Control
category

When the history of civilization is written, it will be a biological history and Margaret Sanger will be its heroine. – H.G. Wells, 1935

Category:
Birth Control

It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola. – Clare Short

Category:
Birth Control

The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. – Author Unknown

Category:
Birth Control

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. – Chinese Proverb

Category:
Birth Control

Random Quotes

The part can never be well unless the whole is well. – Plato

Category:
Health

Bondage is of the mind freedom too is of the mind. If you say I am a free soul. I am a son of God who can bind me free you shall be. – Ramakrishna

Category:
Freedom

Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same. – Author unknown

Category:
Marriage

Life is an incurable Disease. – Abraham Cowley

Category:
Life