Joan Rivers's Quote - My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan R

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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan R

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

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The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found. – Joan Rivers

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I think Im in a business where you have to look good, and its totally youth-oriented. – Joan Rivers

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, Ill consider it. – Joan Rivers

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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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Those who in principle oppose birth control are either incapable of arithmetic or else in favor of war, pestilence and famine as permanent features of human life. – Bertrand Russell

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It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola. – Clare Short

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It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. – Chinese Proverb

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