My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers
I think Im in a business where you have to look good, and its totally youth-oriented. – Joan Rivers
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers
I think Im in a business where you have to look good, and its totally youth-oriented. – Joan Rivers
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the man goes on top and the woman underneath. For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. – Joan Rivers